The Main Line is a suburb of Philadelphia for rich, polo-shirt wearing Jewish democrats. You know you live on the Main Line if:
*Your most commonly used phrase is "Daddy, can I borrow the jag?"
*Your school offers a course on ordering coffee at Starbucks.
*You know that Merion Country Club is the only appropriate place to play golf.
*The biggest gossip at the public school is that two members of the graduating class aren't going to college...well, they technically are, but anything other than Ivy League doesn't count.
*You just love Philly Cheesesteak...but of course yours is made with tofu and is carb and lactose free.
*For vacation you either go to your house on the "shore" or Paris.
*You give thousands of dollars to the Democratic party but really are a closet Republican.
*You are constantly embarrassed of Narbeth (AKA the crotch of the Main Line).
*When checking accounts dip below $20,000 you go into "Frugal" mode.
*Frugal mode to you means buying one bracelet at Tiffany's instead of two.
*You don't think Wawa sounds funny.
*You are surprised that there aren't bus tours of the prep schools in Lower Merion.
*Your favorite hobby is translating the words "Estate Tax" into Hebrew looking for evidence that they are the sign of the Antichrist.
*Your favorite food is "churry wooder ice" but if anyone asks it's Potatoes Dauphinoise.
*On your 16th birthday you graduated from doing all your shopping at Bala GC to the much more sophisticated Saks.
*You own at least one of the boathouses on the row.
*You get depressed because you can't afford a new car until your dividends come in...meaning people will see you drive that old 2003 Mercedes S Class Sedan around Radnor for another two months.
*Your most commonly used phrase is "Daddy, can I borrow the jag?"
*Your school offers a course on ordering coffee at Starbucks.
*You know that Merion Country Club is the only appropriate place to play golf.
*The biggest gossip at the public school is that two members of the graduating class aren't going to college...well, they technically are, but anything other than Ivy League doesn't count.
*You just love Philly Cheesesteak...but of course yours is made with tofu and is carb and lactose free.
*For vacation you either go to your house on the "shore" or Paris.
*You give thousands of dollars to the Democratic party but really are a closet Republican.
*You are constantly embarrassed of Narbeth (AKA the crotch of the Main Line).
*When checking accounts dip below $20,000 you go into "Frugal" mode.
*Frugal mode to you means buying one bracelet at Tiffany's instead of two.
*You don't think Wawa sounds funny.
*You are surprised that there aren't bus tours of the prep schools in Lower Merion.
*Your favorite hobby is translating the words "Estate Tax" into Hebrew looking for evidence that they are the sign of the Antichrist.
*Your favorite food is "churry wooder ice" but if anyone asks it's Potatoes Dauphinoise.
*On your 16th birthday you graduated from doing all your shopping at Bala GC to the much more sophisticated Saks.
*You own at least one of the boathouses on the row.
*You get depressed because you can't afford a new car until your dividends come in...meaning people will see you drive that old 2003 Mercedes S Class Sedan around Radnor for another two months.
I'm a stupid Jew who likes to steal money from real Americans, so I think I'll go live on the Main Line.
by DevilBliss April 28, 2005
The Main Line is just section of rich people who think that they are better then other people. It is also a place were you can see some of the most impationt people in the world for driving, buying, and even talking! If you are a "Main Liner" then you are most likely wealthy and live in a massive house with 5 bathrooms or you live in an apartment with the delux put in it. A person who lives in the Main Line also may think that he/she is a real cool kid and likes to wear the following:
1. a polo (aka collared shirt)
2. a college hat
3. baggy sweat pants
4. a 150 doller shoes you got customised
5. a gucci wallet
A Main Liner also likes to listen to either rap (typiclly the best known rapper) or the newest alternative rock band that is played on MTV.
1. a polo (aka collared shirt)
2. a college hat
3. baggy sweat pants
4. a 150 doller shoes you got customised
5. a gucci wallet
A Main Liner also likes to listen to either rap (typiclly the best known rapper) or the newest alternative rock band that is played on MTV.
by givemetheball81 February 22, 2005
The Main Line is full of rich, white, jews who drive there fucking BMWs and go out to eat every night. I live on the Main Line. I have been living there since the summer of '99 and I have grown to hate everybody there.
These fuckos think they can do whatever they want because they are jews. When I'm walking somewhere and I see one of these rich fucks I see them looking at me like I'm poor. If you live on the main...go to hell. If you want to live on the main line...you go problems.
These fuckos think they can do whatever they want because they are jews. When I'm walking somewhere and I see one of these rich fucks I see them looking at me like I'm poor. If you live on the main...go to hell. If you want to live on the main line...you go problems.
by Bearded Abe February 27, 2005
The main line is def. the best place in the world. it is soooo much fun and everybody here is rich. our parents get us watever we want and my house is on 6 acres and every ones house is a comeplete mansion. about 80% of the houses here are 7000sf++ and the stupid outcast houses really are dumb and should be replaced right away. we have the 3rd biggest mall in the world or sumethin and it is so expensive. something that stupid city dumbshits caouldnt afford. the houses are all over like 1 million dollars and there are awesome restaurants. the country clubs are awesome. everything about this place is beast. nobody id rich eneough to live here exept for the cooler people like us.i have 3 houses at the shore and 2 apartments in nyc which we rent out when we are not there.
by remiszewski August 21, 2008
by myrine August 15, 2005
A suburb just outside of Philadelphia known for its reputation of preppy schools, moms, kids, and pretty much everything else. All of the private schools including The Haverford School, The Baldwin School, The Agnes Irwin School, and The Episcopal Academy, are known for their great education and scandalous secrets. To sum it all up the mainline is like the 90210 with rich preppy families who send their children to private schools just to show off how much money they have. The mainline is a community of dirty, rich, and prestigious people who will do anything to one up anyone else.
Don't trust the people on the main line
by Hdbakdbejfbd July 02, 2014
The main line is the outside of Philadelphia. Notoriously known for the spoiled WASPs & JAPs that live here. At lest that is what people think. There are wealthy people here, but that doesn't make them spoiled. If you are less fortunate people here wont judge make fun of or hate you. I know rich spoiled main liners and i know down to earth you'd want to get to know them main liners too.
Main line
It does matter where you live it ony matters what kind of person you are. Just like any other kid, they have to clean there room, help with chores and put up with school.
Rich or poor, black or white, smart or dumb. You can't pick somethings. Nice or mean, fun or boring, a failor or succeeder. It all depends on you.
It does matter where you live it ony matters what kind of person you are. Just like any other kid, they have to clean there room, help with chores and put up with school.
Rich or poor, black or white, smart or dumb. You can't pick somethings. Nice or mean, fun or boring, a failor or succeeder. It all depends on you.
by lucky lar lar October 02, 2005