A method of post coital clean up involving anything at hand. Could be the drapes, the bed sheets, some loose clothing - etc.
See also: Pan American and South American
See also: Pan American and South American
She didn't have anything to clean up with after I came all over the place - So I pulled a Baghdad maid and used her shirt...
by Bog-man July 29, 2016
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Lifestyle maintenance strategists are usually 'precious' but deluded people who highly rate their own value or worth. They'd be laughed off a building or construction site.
Lifestyle maintenance strategists are usually 'precious' but deluded people who highly rate their own value or worth. They'd be laughed off a building or construction site.
Most often represented by non technical managers and executives found in British public sector departments where jobs are not 'proper jobs'; for example Public Health manager or consultant.
Work actvities include Google time; blue sky thinking; journal club; wasting large amounts of tax payers money, running sexual health campaigns that cost £50,000 with an outcome of 19 Chlamydia tests; meetings with lots of nice tea and biscuits about work programmes that last 18 months at which a poster is finally triumphantly produced which could have taken a college student their lunch hour to come up with; the finance available to buy lifestyle designer gadgets and possesions so that they can feel smug and superior - for example owning an electric car or designer boiler; making sure that meetings finish by 4pm so the they can get away to the gym, running club, or fictious Tarquin Tombola's dinner party to which only other lifestyle maintenance strategists are invited. Colluding together (often at Tarquin Tombola's dinner parties or covens) to get rid of employees who are good at their jobs and who might expose them for the lying, worthless sociopaths that they are.
Work actvities include Google time; blue sky thinking; journal club; wasting large amounts of tax payers money, running sexual health campaigns that cost £50,000 with an outcome of 19 Chlamydia tests; meetings with lots of nice tea and biscuits about work programmes that last 18 months at which a poster is finally triumphantly produced which could have taken a college student their lunch hour to come up with; the finance available to buy lifestyle designer gadgets and possesions so that they can feel smug and superior - for example owning an electric car or designer boiler; making sure that meetings finish by 4pm so the they can get away to the gym, running club, or fictious Tarquin Tombola's dinner party to which only other lifestyle maintenance strategists are invited. Colluding together (often at Tarquin Tombola's dinner parties or covens) to get rid of employees who are good at their jobs and who might expose them for the lying, worthless sociopaths that they are.
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1)Irrational behaviour exhibited by people who haven't been in a relationship in a long time or ever in their lives, with the sexual frustration making them see everything as sexual.
2)Hornyposting about female characters from Elden Ring on the Internet
2)Hornyposting about female characters from Elden Ring on the Internet
1)-Mike:Did you hear about that TikToker who claimed that Anya from Spy x Family blushing is sexualization?
-George:Damn man, that's some Maidenless Behaviour right there!
2)-Josh:Yo Jake, whatchu watching there?
-Jake:That's my waifu, Ranni-chan! Look at her smooth, blue skin and her four slender arms...
-Josh:What the fuck bro, that's some real maidenless behaviour you having...
-George:Damn man, that's some Maidenless Behaviour right there!
2)-Josh:Yo Jake, whatchu watching there?
-Jake:That's my waifu, Ranni-chan! Look at her smooth, blue skin and her four slender arms...
-Josh:What the fuck bro, that's some real maidenless behaviour you having...
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Get the Shaft Maintenance mug.A yuri/reverse isekai anime that follows the story of Miss Kobayashi and her personal maid Tohru (who also happens to be a dragon) then later Kanna Kamui, the cutest anime character ever.
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Get the Miss Kobayashi's Dragon Maid mug.The greatest metal band of all time. A NWOBHM band that has defined all metal we know today (excluding Nu-Metal). Iron Maiden (along with the also immortal Judas Priest , Thin Lizzy, and Motorhead) influenced every 80s and 90s thrash band (including Metallica, Slayer, Pantera, and most noticeably Iced Earth) and invented the Power Metal genre (even though technically IM is neither thrash metal nor power metal). Their best albums are the golden trio: Number of the Beast, Piece of Mind, and Powerslave. Their two new albums, Brave New World and Dance of Death, also kick fucking ass. Their best song, fuck it, THE BEST METAL SONG EVER MADE is Hallowed be Thy Name.
Iron Maiden is the beginning. Iron Maiden is the reason. Bruce Dickinson is the best singer. Dave Murray and Adrian Smith (and Janick too) are the best guitarists. Steve Harris is the all-time best songwriter and a damn good bassist, and Nicko McBrain is a fucking amazing drummer. Iron Maiden can't be fought.
by Wyatt b quiet March 12, 2004
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Charlie: And I'll tell you what else, you're not gonna find a bang maid, 'cause there's no such thing.
Frank: I already did, your mom. Goodbye.
Frank: I already did, your mom. Goodbye.
by BenWeasel December 21, 2007
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