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Dirty mahoney

When a big large pale man, jumps on your bed and shakes his hair all over your foreskin.
When I went to her house she gave me a dirty Mahoney.
by Johnnytheg123 November 28, 2022
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luisa o'mahony

Luisa O'Mahony's are the snazziest of them all. Nothing on this planet can exceed the snazzines of a Luisa. Luisa's are not found very easily, infact there is only a single one on this planet with a snazziness rating over 100%. If one wise one finds this Luisa, they shall never let go or they will be shunned for the rest of their life. Also Luisa's like The Walking Dead and Pizza, so if you don't, GTFO. And don't forget the cheesy crust.
Hey Dude, I met this girl called Luisa O'Mahony, should I give her a call?

Hell yeah dude, just bring pizza and you'll be fine.
by MrBlob69 June 7, 2016
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Stung by the Yoke Masonry

A Top-Secret father and son masonry partnership credited with work standing in four states.

Their last masonry work was their first fully dry stack home owned by Mr. Pickle (not his real name) in Haskel County Oklahoma. This home displays the Angel-stones on the porch and Destiny's Spear with its broken tip pointing West. This home is art in itself.

If you break the code and find this home in the real world you are guilty of trespass. Pictures of the artwork of the creator have been posted on Facebook since 2016. This definition acts as a geocache clue.

Be a good diplomat for Lord Bud and Christ Bob should you find the artwork as it was Jesus who carried the Yoke that connected the father and the son. The children of God love adventures and puzzles to solve so the writing we do should serve that purpose. Blessings, respect, and love to all without prejudice from The "Oklahoma Blackberry Plantation."
geocacher 1: Wow for someone's first fully dry stack job that was amazing as it must have been extremely tedious to do.
geocacher 2: I agree. it was worth the trip to see it. The Facebook page showed us the other works done by Stung by the Yoke Masonry without having to travel.

geocacher 3: But getting outside and talking to real people is more fun than working the online puzzles the picture of Destiny's Spear did not compare to seeing it up close.
by Spiritual-Master January 29, 2022
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Balls Mahoney

Jonathan Rechner (born April 11, 1972) is an American professional wrestler, better known by his ring name, Balls Mahoney. When one is with a group of people, he or she can yell out "BALLS!" to which everyone responds, "Mahoney." This can be done out of frustration or for sheer pleasure.
"Ahh, BALLS!" said Dave after getting his test back. "Mahoney," responded the class. "Balls Mahoney!" repeated everyone.
by DJ Fagtron June 28, 2007
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Mahoney

Cadet/sergeant Mahoney is awesome character from Police Academy franchise movies.

Initially, he was sent to police academy as a punishment, to avoid imprisonment.
But he eventually liked it, and graduated from the academy as police officer.
He did a number of practical jokes on bad guys, who wanted to destroy academy's reputation.

Among his pranks were:

- two cadets sent to gay bar Blue Oyster, instead of the party
- replacing shampoo with epoxy glue, while captain Mauser was in the shower
- ordered a body cavity search on captain Mauser

- sending a prostitute to give a blowjob to the academy head Eric Lassard, while he's doing his public speaking
Proctor: -Mahoney said this restaurant has the best salad bar in town.
Lt Harris: -Proctor, I don't see a salad bar.
Proctor : sees the name of the restaurant, "The Blue Oyster" Look sir. Maybe they serve seafood.

laughs

Capt. Thaddeus Harris : Not funny you idiot!
by dildo777 June 29, 2019
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slip Mahoney

Leaving a party or gathering without telling anyone, typically because of mass alcohol consumption or you no longer give a damn about what's happening at the party.
What happened to Grandma? She must have pulled a slip Mahoney!
by JDex July 2, 2017
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Next level Mahoney logic

1) Over-thinking something to the degree that your eventual course of action is the exact opposite of the standard approach to a problem or solution
2) Self convincing that is designed to make your solution palatable, even if it contradicts well established protocols that are evidence based
Resident1: The patient has an abscess on his back and a blood sugar in the 300s but the attending decided that he wants to bring his blood sugar down before draining the infection, just in case

Resident2: Really? The elevated blood sugar is due to the infection. Draining it should reduce the blood sugar. And the attending wants to correct this first? Wow, that's some next level Mahoney logic.
by BCH Resident November 16, 2011
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