malicious farts

1. A fart that will research your history, stalk you, find where you live, break into your house and then commence to murder you, maliciously. 2. A fart with a creepy beard. 3. A fart that knows your social security and will pay your taxes, NOT ON TIME!!! 4. or a stinky fart.

chad: ugh, i farted dude. uhhuhu

chet: uhuhuhhhuh duddde not cool that was malicious.

chad: chyeeahh duude, it has a beard.

chet: uhhwhaaa?

chad: chyeahhh. malicious farts. duuuuuude. ballin.

by San pablo holy ghost August 25, 2010

malicious fecal distribution

Pooping in someone's yard to piss them off.

Also "MFD."

In July 2013, a news report on ABCnews.go.com said a Nob Hill, AZ woman was arrested for malicious fecal distribution after being caught by a security camera pooping in a neighbor's yard 4 times over the course of two weeks. The neighbors had been in a heated dispute for several months.

by JavaJaneOhio September 2, 2013

Megalicious

a stunning woman called Megan who has the looks best compared to Jennifer Anniston and the heart best compared to a pot of gold. A woman not only beautiful on the outside but on the inside too. Someone who knows what she wants in life and how to get it and strives for success. Someone who is megalicious also enjoys playing bowls and has stinky feet.

Hey daquan I tell you what, my new girl is megalicious!

by Wisek February 25, 2017

Melalicious

Being as delicious as mels

that chicks ass is melalicious!

by Chiefo November 25, 2007

majulicious

extremely hot and sexy latino

OHH that chulito is so majulicious!!

by bikkilicious July 20, 2008

malicious gash-hunt

the act of attacking gash furiously, with no regard for consequences or rejection. Often exhibited by sweet lads

a number of sweet lads on a night out would embark on a malicious gash-hunt if they crack on to every group of available women, disregarding any fear of rejection or humiliation. Pure persistence and endeavour help them to achieve their goal of plentiful gash

by josh190889 January 3, 2010

marylicious

The delicious taste that dulls all others by comparison.

When I need a fix, I yearn for somethin' truly Marylicious.

by lucky guy 000 December 1, 2009