Dirty Magruder

noun, verb - dur-dee muh-g rOO-der

-Masturbating to the Watergate trial while wearing a Boy Scout uniform.

Dan Falato told Artie Lange a childhood story about how he was kicked out of Cub Scouts for getting caught doing the Dirty Magruder instead of helping build a tee-pee.

by MsMaryContrary May 19, 2016

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Patience Magruder

She's the best girlfriend ever. Literally everyone's dream girl. She deserves so much from the whole world and so much more, she's the best person you'll ever meet and she's just perfect. She's so beautiful, special, and just so amazing in every way. You'll always be thinking about her beautiful face, like the thought of it will make you want to smile. You will always love her and care for her. She's such a perfect girl, I swear nothing is as beautiful as her. If I was able to give her the entire world I would. She has the most beautiful eyes ever. She's the most beautiful girl in the world. You'd never want to lose a girl like that trust me because without her in your life what would be the point of living? She is everything anyone could ask for. Treat her with all the love she deserves and attention she needs because she deserves that and so much more. Don't make her sad or upset, just make her happy because she's the prettiest person ever when she's happy. She's the definition of a bad bitch, like she's the baddest fr she listens to the best music and her style is fire. But like overall Patience Magruder will be a blessing to anyone . But she’s and always will be. I love her with my entire heart and she has my whole heart. I've never been in love with someone like this before. She showed me what real love is and I'll always be in debt. I appreciate her so much and will forever be grateful to have her. So thank you Patience Magruder for everything my love

Luis Rodriguez/ Me: Can’t wait to make Patience Magruder into Patience Rodriguez

Pablo: Wow that suites her

by ilovepatience April 28, 2022

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Magruder

1.) verb - A signature move when playing basketball, similar to Mossing (Randy Moss) someone in football. Normally to Magruder someone, beast mode must be turned on.

2.) Noun - A person of legendary stature or prowess from an ancient line of beast mode; a legend. It is said that the first Magruder was responsible for the disappearance of the dinosaurs. Not to be confused with MacGruber, a popular SNL skit which was later turned into a movie.

I was playing basketball with John when crossed me over, stepped back, and jayed me in the face. He broke my left ankle. I got Magrudered nasty.

You know that kid Scooter? He says he does what he wants all the time. - Well, he is a Magruder.

by BigDaddyScoot June 25, 2010

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Maksud

Very Kind and Friendly person, according to his victims. The type of guy who would get grouped with all the girls. Very Athle-THICK. Very FIT remove the I and replace with A. The type of person that would go to KFC and would ask for RICE. Was born with a chastity suit for safety reasons. Very naughty and and not paying attention in class -20 for your monthly test maksud.

Guy: Nari Poda hi

Guy 2: you are such a maksud

by SharmilaVictoria,illubillu November 24, 2020

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masuda

masuda is a name typically for girls

masuda is the most loving person you will ever meet! she is very sweet and if you ever have a problem you will always go to her if you have a masuda in your life you are very lucky

guy 1: i miss masuda

guy 2: i miss her too she’s my best friend

by i am a god November 13, 2019

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