Memometer

Any tool that checks or tracks information related to internet memes.

Nice memometer, there. Maybe next time you can create something useful, though.

by Joel owns this word April 20, 2011

vagometer

Similar in theory to an odometer, a vagometer is a device that measures how much use a woman's vagina has had; how worn out it is.

I can't believe she finally single again, I'd ask her out but she has way too much mileage on the vagometer.

by scorpioeric October 14, 2009

maskometer

An upcoming Youtube star.

Maskometer have millions of subs on Youtube one day.

by Maskometer May 11, 2018

Manometer

The manometer is a standard unit of length measured by lengths of a vagina that the penis will occupy

That porno last night was crazy! That guy was like 3 manometers in that girl

Man my erection last night was easily 2.5 manometers!
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by Ecirp girther February 27, 2011

manometer

A device women use to keep track of how many dates they have been on in a given time frame. Particularly helpful when dating online.

Scarlett inquired to Maggie, "Girl, how many dates have you been on since you signed onto Gimmesumsnatch.com?" Maggie replied, "I'm not sure, let me check my manometer and I'll see what my count is up to."

by GiddyUpGirlFL January 18, 2009

Vagometer

A multi-scale measuring device. Capable of measuring moisture, friction, depth, pressure, tempurature and emotional intensity simultaneously.

The enthusiatic grip she had on my vagometer indicated she was having a good time.

by Kevin Rose December 18, 2002

Mafoeterpoes

Anything big that you struggle with. Originates from the Swazi word "mafoeta" which means big, and the Afrikaans word "poes" which means cunt.

This thing is so big I don't know how we are going to move it, damn Mafoeterpoes!
That big guy is troubling me, he's a real Mafoeterpoes!

by Barrytheterrible November 3, 2013