by Joel owns this word April 20, 2011
Get the Memometer mug.Similar in theory to an odometer, a vagometer is a device that measures how much use a woman's vagina has had; how worn out it is.
I can't believe she finally single again, I'd ask her out but she has way too much mileage on the vagometer.
by scorpioeric October 14, 2009
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by Maskometer May 11, 2018
Get the maskometer mug.The manometer is a standard unit of length measured by lengths of a vagina that the penis will occupy
That porno last night was crazy! That guy was like 3 manometers in that girl
Man my erection last night was easily 2.5 manometers!
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Man my erection last night was easily 2.5 manometers!
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by Ecirp girther February 27, 2011
Get the Manometer mug.A device women use to keep track of how many dates they have been on in a given time frame. Particularly helpful when dating online.
Scarlett inquired to Maggie, "Girl, how many dates have you been on since you signed onto Gimmesumsnatch.com?" Maggie replied, "I'm not sure, let me check my manometer and I'll see what my count is up to."
by GiddyUpGirlFL January 18, 2009
Get the manometer mug.A multi-scale measuring device. Capable of measuring moisture, friction, depth, pressure, tempurature and emotional intensity simultaneously.
by Kevin Rose December 18, 2002
Get the Vagometer mug.Anything big that you struggle with. Originates from the Swazi word "mafoeta" which means big, and the Afrikaans word "poes" which means cunt.
This thing is so big I don't know how we are going to move it, damn Mafoeterpoes!
That big guy is troubling me, he's a real Mafoeterpoes!
That big guy is troubling me, he's a real Mafoeterpoes!
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