Magister

An app that you have to download from your school, but then your depression starts to rise. A lot of students fail and this means that you have to go to VMBO (primary education). In the end, you just get a severe depression from this app. Only in the Netherlands by the way.

Hell no, ik ga zakken! Ik zie het op magister!
Hell no, I'm going down! I see it on magister!

by lolmeneervandeeheidha June 25, 2020

Obicham te poveche ot Boiko da pravi magistrali

If someone have said it to you it means that they really love you.

Hei sladi obicham te poveche ot boiko da pravi magistrali

by That2maGICAL May 26, 2019

manstorm

A trip a guy takes with his friends before the baby, and he leaves his preggo wife at home. Opposite of a "baby shower"

Yo we need to plan my manstorm so I get one last trip before that bundle of joy destroys my life. Also its a good excuse to leave Ruby at home.

by MasterDDT September 19, 2016

Magister Weel

Another word for God

"What god do you believe in?"

"Magister Weel"

by berkavoes October 15, 2020

millhouse manastorm

A horrible deal that even an idiot could understand is not worth the risk. It's also a well known card from Hearthstone that gives the opponent the ability to play all the spells in their hand for free.

Dude, don't fuck with that hoe, she a millhouse manastorm, not worth it.

by HeffKaplin October 25, 2018

Magistrate`

A very noble and respectable guy. He knows no equal to his style, nor intellect. If anyone were to call him by another name it would be, quite simply, God.

"Damn Magistrate`, you truly are the most perfect person on the face of the earth. Infact some would say you have ascended to a higher level, the level of a God"

by Kevon November 25, 2004

Magistrix

A female blood elf mage in World of Warcraft

Magistrix Aldessia, Magistrix Erembria

by Celestimon May 22, 2010