Magic: The Gathering

The greatest trading card game ever. It must have been doing something right if it's lasted 11 years and is still in a growth phase.

Oh, and contrary to populare belief, you don't have to spend oodles of money just to win... That's why it's a TRADING card game, and why it's especially amusing to bolt together decks like U/G Madness or KCI and wipe the floor with all those moneycard-toting individuals.
The only major failing with MTG is that it's not potent enough an aphrodisiac. Yet.
by KHD July 22, 2004
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Magic the Gathering

A card game developed in the late 1980's/early 1990's where two, or more, players try to defeat one another using a series of spell cards, creature cards and artifact cards.

Features fantastic artowrk but cards are costly and has been stated by many as being too overpriced.
Artwork of Rob Alexander = Drool

Cost of Magic the Gathering cards = WTF
by LonewandererD September 25, 2008
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Magic: The Gathering

The name of the world's current most effective form of birth control. Is also effective at preventing sexually transmitted diseases.

Provides protection to players are protected in three ways:
1.) 91.2% Effective that girls will no longer associate themselves with you.
2.) 94.3% Effective that you will be to involved in the game to have time for girls.
3.) 99.99% Effective that whatever girls do associate themselves with you and play the game, you will not want to have sex with.
Sex Ed Teacher: Alright boys, now I want you all sign and keep these Magic: The Gathering Cards in your wallet, as to be sure to prevent STDs.
by Trebor Thunder April 14, 2010
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The salvation for social rejects, Magic is an addictive collectable card game relying only on the player's math and strategy. Magic will consume your life faster than you can say "Mom, I need more money."
I never thought I would ever spend $3.69 for 50 cents worth of paper and ink, but then I started playing Magic the Gathering.
by Magic Rehab Surviver May 11, 2006
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Magic: The Gathering of Virgins
by Anonymous April 13, 2003
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A trading card game that doubles as a girl repellant. If you are afraid of girls, buy boxes of these cards.
Girl: Are those guys playing magic? I think I'll take a detour.
by TakeTheVeilCerpinTaxt August 06, 2005
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A game by nerds for nerds.
I like to play Magic: The Gathering because I am a nerd.
by Anonymous August 02, 2003
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