Maffing

The act of being in a sexual situation, laughing at something, and then moaning in the middle of the laugh creating a weird and uncomfortable combination of the two.

"Dude how was your night with Jason? *wink wink*"
"It was a awesome but there was like a ten minute break where we couldn't stop laughing because he kept maffing"

by stacys mom 76 June 26, 2015

maf

a maf is someone who is a fake and a slag because all they care about is boys/girls and sexual intercourse because they think they will get noticed by the "popular" crowd and become someone "cool".

"she is such a maf"

by upnorthenlighting November 26, 2011

maffing

to maff is to be a turd.
the act of maffing is turding.

hey, why are you such a maff?
i'm maffing right now

by mypseudonymonymonym October 27, 2013

Maf

A shortened version of hermaphrodite.
Half women, half man.

Also a word commonly used just for the sake of it.

Maffa also means the same thing.

"Look at her, she is such a maf!"

by Flisstee November 20, 2009

maf

Acronym for Mark Anthony Foy, Australia's favourite sexual predator/paedophile.

"Better watch the kids, MAF might be around." or..

"She might only be 12 but i'd MAF her"

by Drew Christx November 14, 2004

maf

Short veriation of "mother fucker"

That maf is staring at us.

by idkjustsayin October 16, 2017

MAF

Acronym for Maintenance Action Form.

Damn, Gunny! We'll never make it to happy hour with all of these MAFs that still have to be worked off.

by GySgt D May 13, 2005