maffis

A word to describe how fat someone (usually a woman) is.

Friend: Look at that Karen, she's so big!
Me: Ye ikr, she's maffis

by 8eren78 January 17, 2020

Maffise

A word that Skye Robertson made up for enormous

Omg That dos is maffise

by skye Robertson March 12, 2019

Maffins

noun.

a term with 3 definitions.

1. Josie's Dad
2. A really really cool muffin
3. A sea creature

- You know who's short? Josie
- Nah man, Maffins is way shorter
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- I ate a maffin!
- Nooo way, those are so cool
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- *splash*
- what the hell was that?
- I think it was a maffin
- holy crap, call the popo

by josie chau May 2, 2010

maffist

A flying mysterious being that holds a spear which can channel beams of light which inverse reality: they protect the world from the evil Vanoi. Usually reffered to as holy and unholy.

You maffist!

by theycallmeoof December 29, 2020

maffled

to be completely trashed , broken beyond repair , total devastation

Dude! i am so maffled

by Biff Nigga April 4, 2010

maffyew

a term of endearment for those named "matthew"

these people usually listen to rap music and may pretend to be of african american origin even though they may not actually be black.

these people also like to sleep during inappropriate hours.

A: I really hope Maffyew comes to my tennis match!

B: come on, he's probably asleep.

A: yo i'ma be mad tight if dat shit doesn't download. it's takin a minute shiiiit

B: come on maffyew, you're spanish not colored.

by thicknessZzZ November 6, 2010

H6 Maffia

a bunch of illiterate douchebags who couldn't fight their way out of a wet paper bag.

H6 Maffia got beaten up by the daughters of the H6 Mafia because they couldn't spell.

by H6 Mafia September 24, 2003