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Maddenitis

A condition characterised by an irrational obsession with the actor Richard Madden.
"i fancy Richard Madden so much I would happily lick the sole of his shoe"

"wow, you have a bad case of Maddenitis"
by Shopaholic92 May 21, 2019
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maddebil

omg she is such a maddebil
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maddening

The feeling of your sanity slipping that you get when you help someone make a plan to move forward in one direction, they agree, and then they revert to an old process and expect new results.
After we discussed the plan, I found that everything that was discussed was ignored, as if nothing had been discussed at all. It was maddening.
by Kudorific April 20, 2023
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Maddenitis

a condition relating to the excessive playing of the video game Madden NFL 200-whatever.

1. your hands are hurting excessivly because of overplaying.

2. you withdrawl from all your friends to play the game in your dark basement alone.
"Sorry I can't type. I've got Maddenitis."

"Hey, how about you call Chad to see if he wants to come to the movies with us?"
"Nah, he's got Maddenitis."
by Russ Buckley July 23, 2008
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Maddenite

noun. An individual player in the Madden vdeo game series who seemingly outperforms his attributes. These are typically lower ranking players that seem to perform just as well, if not better, than high ranking players when under the A.I.'s control. Somehow, the combination of the players awareness, speed, agility, etc. form an excellent player. While this term may refer to "Player X", if "Player X" is being controlled by a person, he is no longer a Maddenite. A Maddenite is strictly a PC controlled player.
Perrish Cox is a cornerback with an overall ranking in the 60's in Madden 11 for the Denver Broncos and is capable of covering almost any wide reciever in the game due to a unique combination in his height, speed, and awareness.

Trindon Holliday is a wide receiver for the Houstan Texans who ranks in the 50's overall in Madden 11, but routinely gets open and catches passes with more consistency than some 80's or 90's. This is, once again, due to a unique combination in his attributes which makes him difficult to cover.

Wallace Gilberry is a defensive end for the Kansas City Chiefs who ranks in the 60's in Madden 11, but he has an ideal blend of speed, strength, and block shedding to consistently make tackles in the backfield, embarrassing elite offensive tackles.

These players, and many more, are Maddenites.
by bashman0000 April 13, 2011
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maddenmania

A website where madden players go and post. They talk about madden nfl and offtopic shit..
MaddenMania is so cool.
by Monkeydude May 25, 2005
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maddening

Life can be maddening when things don't go the way you want them to!
Why does the situation have to be like this, how come things sometimes dont go the way you want them to. maddening predicaments.
by private name, last def, WoRd December 3, 2009
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