Whe a male masturbates and he miscalculates the force of the said ejaculation and proceeds to splash his own spooge on his chin or other facial area!!!
by vinny125125 September 9, 2010
Get the mastubatory miscalculation mug.An insult used to insult someone's character. Actual meaning unknown, but probably just a simple pseudorhyme.
by Walter Barrett January 10, 2008
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by Alex H January 29, 2005
Get the mantub mug.To play with ones self. five knuckle shuffle, chock the chicken, to have a hand shandy, self love.
The act of bringing ones self to climax, generally using ones hand or that of someone else.
The act of bringing ones self to climax, generally using ones hand or that of someone else.
by t00t May 13, 2005
Get the mastubation mug.Guy 1: What did you do last night?
Guy 2: I Did some bisexual mastubation
Guy 1: Wh- What does that mean?
Guy 2: Oh, you dont want to know
Guy 2: I Did some bisexual mastubation
Guy 1: Wh- What does that mean?
Guy 2: Oh, you dont want to know
by Capyskater May 10, 2021
Get the Bisexual mastubation mug.(Also "mastubation.") Includes numerous possible epithets, in addition to the self-gratification *at hand*: having a short penis (stub), any number of handicaps or speech impediments producing the mispronunciation of masturbate minus the R sound, and lastly, a session of masturbation that was either too brief to be enjoyable or otherwise clearly less pleasurable than average. Could also refer to masturbating in the bath-tub, not necessarily an epithet.
1) "Hey, dickless over there is going home to MASTUBATE."
2) "Hey dopey, you gonna go home to "mu-mu-muh-mastubate?" (Mocking the slow kid.)
3) "Ugh, last night was a fail. After working up a decent hard-on by watching music videos, it ended anticlimactically with very disappointing mastubation." (This would be said with sadness, frustration, disappointment.)
4) Ah, what a lovely evening off she had with wine, candles, a bubble-bath, and her favorite: mastubation.
2) "Hey dopey, you gonna go home to "mu-mu-muh-mastubate?" (Mocking the slow kid.)
3) "Ugh, last night was a fail. After working up a decent hard-on by watching music videos, it ended anticlimactically with very disappointing mastubation." (This would be said with sadness, frustration, disappointment.)
4) Ah, what a lovely evening off she had with wine, candles, a bubble-bath, and her favorite: mastubation.
by m00per23 August 26, 2017
Get the Mastubate mug.butram bakwards is martub. One who rams the butt. One who is gay. You can also shorten it to "tubber"
by shitface December 1, 2003
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