Somebody once told me hands off my macaroni

An improved version of the song 'All Star' made by the band Smash Mouth.

Guy 1: *singing* Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me
Guy 2: Dude, why are you singing the bad version?
Guy 1: What is the good version then? Sing it for me.

Guy 2: Alright: Somebody once told me hands off my macaroni

by Macaroni55 August 31, 2020

Holy Macaroni

Homer Simpson's Shocked and confused expression.

When homer travels into the 3rd Dimension and doesnt know what to say.

by Angel Of Fire 34 October 28, 2003

cunt macaroni

Poorly made Macaroni and cheese,made by wife or mother.

I don't want this cunt macaroni.

by Trebor Relty May 21, 2008

macaroni in a pot

That's what good pussy sounds like.

"Macaroni in a pot, That's some WAP, That's some WAP" -Cardi B

by Sub_. October 14, 2020

macaroni pussy

some VERY dank pussy. the best you can get

*good pussy getting hammered* thats some macaroni pussy right there!

by a VERY fucking educated person December 9, 2017

Macaroni Dick

When your dick curves to the side

Tanya: "That nigga's dick was curved as fuck. He had that macaroni dick."

by IxIRadioactiiv May 14, 2015

Elbow Macaroni

The act of meeting someone once and having sex with them twice.

I only met her once, but I fucked her twice... elbow macaroni, bitch!

by randommushroom September 15, 2010