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Mystical Ninja Weed

A hardy new indica/sativa cultivar found primarily in the Greenbrier area of Arkansas. Hardy buds, with saffron-colored threads, are covered in a fine, crystalline powder. Users have reported bizarre philosophical or mystical trains of thought, delusions of grandeur and a strong desire to "hook me up with some of that shit, man."
Man, fuck y'all! Get yo' own weed! You can't have none of this Mystical Ninja Weed.
by Seven Thousand Porcupines November 6, 2007
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Mystical twatasaurous

"goddamn i had a dream last night about that mystical twatasaurous..."
by golden shaft July 29, 2009
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Mystical Game

Mystical Game are types of games played by mystical gamers. They contain mystical characters with their mystical powers in a mystical land and they are controlled by mystical gamers who often spend multiple hours playing the game.These mystical games often last for 30 mins or more.
Krystin: David, you have been playing that mystical game the entire Saturday. Get off it

David: I have not been playing this mystical game the whole day...
by ShieldOfDeadman September 25, 2013
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Mystical fairy crap

White foam that comes out of a stress ball.
Oh no!! Mystical fairy crap got on my hand !!! (Ella):THATS A GOOD THING!!!
by Arianna Tartaglione March 1, 2021
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Mystical Temple

pertaining to the female genitilia...
a chosen word of worship for those who have come to witness and see your all mighty VAGINA.

long before the penis itself lived the all mighty vagina,where it came from no man could ever understand but was and has been for ever greatful of its existance,taste as well as feeling.
It was on this very night the doors swung open and into my mystical temple he entered and for ever remained prisoner
by Jtekz July 4, 2004
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Mystical muffin

Where you fart in your hand and release it under someone's nose.
My buddy 'Fat Gilbert's' mystical muffin, burnt the shit out of my nose hairs.
by Farmer Garza May 1, 2010
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Mystical Elf Creature

one who has long, beautiful hair and lives in the forest of Illegashia, helping Corbin hadley make it through the hard times in life.
Did the mystical elf creature go to the Justin Beiber concert last thursday?
by princess cour cour September 10, 2010
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