bitch better have my money!

What a pimp says (to himself and others) when he's on his way to collect money from his hookers.

Hooker: Where ya goin', honey?
Pimp: I'm on my way to Krystal's! That bitch better have my money!

by J. Arigotti September 3, 2005

you better have my money

What a pimp says to his ho prior to his departure to ensure that the ho has his money ready upon arrival. If cash is not ready when the pimp arrives, the ho may be subjected to his pimp hand

I'll be there in 5 minutes, you better have money ho

by BMoney January 29, 2005

give me a run for my money

It could mean that when someone wants to challenge you, you have the balls to fight back, or to keep up the pace and become, either a winner, or prove them wrong for having the tendency to challenge you. Its a term that firstly was announced of game horses and meant that this horse that I'm counting on can give me my money back, cause I simply have big hopes and expectations from it. Usually this phrase has a lot of different meanings but this one is the most concrete.

You see these guys over there working out?
They're weak as fuck.
I bet none of these phonies can give me a run for my money.

I am a bodybuilder and I'm working out for fun. It's my life.

by Sense8ative August 19, 2019

Bitch better have my money

A song that Rihanna sang about bitches better have her money

Johnny told Mark, Bitch Better Have My Money

by Gentilefish December 6, 2015

BBHMM (Bitch Better Have My Money)

1) A charming ditty by AMG that dispels any sort of lazy or unstructured attitude towards the expected frequency, volume and regularity of steady upward cash flow in a particular fringe profession.
2) A motivating mantra for those in the Accounts Receivable or Collections industry.
3) A phrase that may be used in lieu of more traditional punctuation to convey ultimate certainty that one will be receiving what feels they are due...or there will be consequences.

Sheeeeet. All I know is ma-fuggin' BBHMM (Bitch Better Have My Money). I ain't even tryin' to hang out by no damned water cooler. M-Kaaaaay?

by TheSquidGirl February 21, 2011

Me and My Money Got Wasted at the Cinema

Josh Vance’s first and most popular EP. The most notable song is “Title Track”, but the song “Tales of Pretzel Bites and Cheese” has gotten much recognition too. Other songs in this EP are “Watch for the Rats” and “$70”

Girl 1: Hey have you listened to Me and My Money Got Wasted at the Cinema by Josh Vance

Girl 2: Oh hell yeah I listen to that shit every night

by theshmoefromoblock March 8, 2022

i didnt say she stole my money

This sentence is funny because it takes on a new meaning with every word you emphisize
See below

I didnt say she stole my money
i DIDNT say she stole my money
i didnt SAY she stole my money
i didnt say SHE stole my money
i didnt say she STOLE my money
i didnt say she stole MY money
i didnt say she stole my MONEY

by JerryNotDemon December 30, 2016