MVP

The best player on the best team

"I know that Westbrook has played the best and been the most valuable to his team, but Stephen Curry is going to win MVP, because he is the best player on the best team."

by theruraldictionary April 1, 2015

MVP

Most Valuable Playa,
with great physical or mental strength or force, able to exert a lot of influence and control over people and events,of the highest quality or ,able to have eternal life or existence.

"Chris Sison is on the highest level, he must be MVP."

by cr1sx January 19, 2005

MVP

Misogynistic vaginal penetration

oh peter you are giving me good MVP

by Isle o' Cock and Balls March 1, 2022

MVP

MOST VIOLENT PLAYER OR MOST VIOLENT PERSON

I’m the MVP on these streets or game

by Yankee510 June 24, 2022

MVP

Mouth - Vagina - Pooper.

That chick took one in her mouth, Vagina, and the Pooper at the same time. She da real MVP!

by UnFknBlvbl June 1, 2015

MVP

Magic Vagina Problems.

Magical vagina problems are a direct cause of DVM (or devil vagina magic).

You ain't got much to worry about much but MVP with a pussy like that.

Damn that Devil Vagina Magic got that boy good, he can't get enough! #MVP

by AmaryllisUrsula October 30, 2016

MVP

wrestling for the WWE. talks WAY too much. gets his ass handed to him... a lot. when he doesn't, he walks out on his matches. overpaid. current U.S. champion (not for much longer, I hope!). constantly says "I am better than YOU!"

MVP, once again!, walked out on his opponent

by Karina M March 20, 2008