Mushroom 

A Mushroom is when you dip your cock in paint or ink, And slap someone in the face with it when they are passed out. Thus leaving a mushroom imprint on their face.

"At this party last night, Kim was the first to pass out, So I gave her a mushroom"

Mushroom by CharlesVA August 5, 2006

mushroom 

something that always comes after a badger.

Badger! Badger! Badger! Badger! Badger! Badger!
Mushroom! Mushroom!

mushroom by mushroommushroom May 2, 2007

mushroom 

A natural fungus, the shape of Condoleeza Rice's head.

damn that is one shroomy skull!

mushroom by Gerbilweebies February 25, 2005

mushroom 

1. Computer industry term for a programming primadonna with no social skills.

2. One who prefers writing code and/or administrating servers from a dark closet, whom is only to be bothered when someone has shit to throw at them.

3. An asshat with technical prowess that makes them hard to fire.

He's a damn good Unix admin, but he's a bit of a mushroom. If you don't want a condescening answer, there'd better be a server fire.

mushroom by irritus December 1, 2004

mushroom 

A mushroom is normally a girl (possibly a guy) with short hair shaped like a mushroom.

Sonia's new hair cut makes her look like a mushroom

mushroom by hehe sonia <3.. February 10, 2010

mushroom 

A mushroom is an enormous/fat human being with a head shaped slightly abnormal, and a hairstyle which seems to differ from others and resembles a particular type of fungus/mushroom,and their nose seems to be physically misplaced and gigantic.(sometimes it may seem slightly crooked)

"ThAt GiRl Is a HuGe mUsHrOoM!"

mushroom by alistar May 13, 2005

Mushroom 

Some majorly evil things. Work a lot with garden gnomes.
Watch out for them.

"Oh God, RUN AWAY FROM THE MUSHROOMS !"
"Yes ! They stop the happy noodles !"

Mushroom by Ashiezorz September 3, 2007