A legally binding federal document that can be altered to fit however you feel on a particular day. Usually A Mueller Report says one thing, then a second document is released on a later date that is changed or altered to say whatever the author chooses. A Mueller Report is often confusing, contradictory, and is hard to believe it is taken seriously, but it is.
"Donald, our company stands to lose millions" Let's file A Mueller Report to the shareholders, and after the dust settles, we'll change it to keep the dummies happy. "
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by Gene March 31, 2005
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He began his career with the Giants (1996-2000) was traded to the Cubs (2001-2002) played again for the Giants in September 2002, and then has been with the pRed Sox ever since (2003-Present)
He has a career .292 batting average with 72 home runs, one less than Barry Bonds hit in a single year.
He has hit 31 of his 72 career home runs in the last two years with 19 in 2003 and 12 in 2004 (in only about 100 games)
Another similar player is Mark Loretta
He began his career with the Giants (1996-2000) was traded to the Cubs (2001-2002) played again for the Giants in September 2002, and then has been with the pRed Sox ever since (2003-Present)
He has a career .292 batting average with 72 home runs, one less than Barry Bonds hit in a single year.
He has hit 31 of his 72 career home runs in the last two years with 19 in 2003 and 12 in 2004 (in only about 100 games)
Another similar player is Mark Loretta
Bill Mueller is my favorite baseball player. He reminds me of Wade Boggs with a bit less less batting average and a bit more power.
If he keeps hitting like he did in 2003 for 5-6 more years maybe he'll have an outside chance at the HOF
If he keeps hitting like he did in 2003 for 5-6 more years maybe he'll have an outside chance at the HOF
by Downvoting Victim March 8, 2005
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by Rafael salinas December 13, 2019
Get the Mueller mug.Verb. Performing a task in a lazy, cowardly, half-assed manner. Typically the result of sloth, incompetence, trembling fear or approaching senile dementia.
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