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General Motors

Pieces of shit, the worst cars you can possibly have. TERRIBLE fucking cars, trucks, etc. never, ever buy these manure-mobiles!
He drives General Motors, those pieces of shit!
by MoparMaster February 4, 2012
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Northpointe Motors (home of instant car credit) T.C. MI

The place where the only thing in your 3 year contract that will last you more than 1 month is your car payment.

A car dealership that sells cars that are on the verge of having their engine blow for no less than $11,000.

When you ask them what the price is of a vehicle you are interested in, they will respond "the computers are down right now, I will let you know when the computers are fixed". When your engine blows, they will give you the run around. When you ask for the owners name, they will give you endless excuses as to why they can not give you that information. When you do research about this car dealership you will wonder why they havn't been shut down yet.
Jack: Did you hear that Bob bought a vehicle from Northpointe Motors (home of instant car credit) T.C. MI today?

Jill: It's too bad he didn't do his research on that dealership. I predict his motor will blow in less than a month and he will be stuck making the payments and carless.
by luv_gdes November 30, 2011
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JSR Motors

King of it's trade.
I am starting my new business, I want to be like JSR Motors.
by Darnboy November 25, 2021
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Sainath Motors

My car regularly gets very well-maintained by the people of Sainath Motors.
by letsmakeitwonderful November 25, 2021
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CHRISTLER MOTORS OF CATEXAS

A democratic orchestrated bailout of CHRYSLER MOTORS that led to a pathetic GOVERNMENT EXPERIMENT to find a new CORPORATE GURU in the TRANSPORTATION industry for the troubled US GOVERNMENT and peeling support for pure PARSIMONIUS CAPITALISM.
Hey ELON REEVE MUSK wants to stop GOVERNMENT SUBSIDIES and many agree with him but the problem is TESLA MOTORS AND SPACE X are the CHRISTLER MOTORS OF CATEXAS that it's very existence of " as CHARLIE SAYS" , "massive excesses" depended on per item manufactured " government subsidy handouts and MOUNTED SCREWS from NASA (TAGALOG) formerly was called " corporate welfare " BUTT TODAY , you might call it " CORPORATE CANCER FAVORTISM".
by NOBLE PEACE SUNDER EEE December 18, 2021
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Happy Motors

A car pawn shop that has an annoying guy in a chicken suit.
We go'n make you happy, down at Happy Motors! Pawn your car title.
by SPrice1980 May 7, 2023
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Happy Motors

A car pawn shop in Chattanooga that has an awfully annoying chicken suit.
Let me tell you brother! We go'n make you happy, down at Happy Motors! Pawn your car title. No Credit Needed! No credit check. We go'n let you have the money YOU need, right now!
by Wendysfg May 7, 2023
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