morrowind

A game that is capable of re-shaping your life in such a way that you will constantly get laid.
Yeah, man. Let me hit you up on some Morrowind; after a few bouts with cliff-racers in the Ashlands, you'll be hittin' it with the lady-types in no time, my brother.
by Shatai November 15, 2004
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Best fucking game ever...
My first character ended the game a level 110
by X-S~ June 28, 2004
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A way cool RPG for Xbox and PC
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Morrowind::
Some call it a game.Some a way of life. For both XBox AND PC,though some who have posted here dont realise that.
AND,..it is NOT only played by MEN. One person posted that it was mostly men,but oh,no,my friend. Completely untrue!! We ladies have gotten lost in the moment as well,exterminating those bloody Cliff Racers! Every cave,Ruin,or tomb sets our female hearts racing as much as it does you males! What do I call Morrowind? I call it home,life,Sanctuary,my world,..and the place that I am gently but firmly pressing all my friends into playing. Successfully,I might add.It is my firm quest to get as many computer owning people as I can to play and fall in love with Morrowind!
Yes,it IS true,..this game will take your life over,given the chance.IF,..you can keep out all those who seek to distract you from your chosen mission to become the Nerevarine. Personally,I find that a sign on my door,"Dont Knock,Unless You Too Are A MW Player" keeps the pests at bay. HeHe,..they have no clue as to what MW is,so they go on down the hallway. But,if you find,(after many hours hidden from your non playing friend)that when one of them knocks on your door,you crouch down,hoping they cant hear you as you pause fighting,..then you,too,are a resident and addict of the alternate world of Morrowind.Welcome home.
*(knock,knock,..)Are you in there?Are you playing that Morrowind again!!?*
"um,...this is my answering machine. If you can hear this,I have left the building!"
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the third, and best in my opinion game of the elder scrolls series. it takes place in the province of morrowind (duh) and is the first game of the series that is actually fun and interesting. it has a huge fully explorable world, interactive quests, about 300 charachters, millions of monsters to kill, and myriad patches and downloads, some official most not. it can still be bought in gaming stores. Although the graphics leave something to be desired by todays standards, this is the game that the mighty bethesda softworks cut their teeth on before making fallout 3
It is very addictive and i can tell you pretty much any thing about it, having played it for like five years. oddly i like it better than the 4th installment, Oblivion. Warning- can be adictive as WoW, Halo, Half Life 2, or any other good game. User may suffer from withdrawl, so threat them with measured doses, gradually weaning them off, while talking in much detail about how good other games are.
Man, where the hell have you got to the past year? we thought you died!

Ah, iv'e been in Morrowind, and finally came back to school bvecause i beat it eight times, and the doctor said i heve to wear light-sensitive glasses for the rest of my life cause the computer burned my eyes.
by ilpuglasagna July 18, 2009
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Damn cool game. The main reason i failed 10th grade, since I spent the entire year shut in the basement with Morrowind.
"Are you doing your homework?"

"Yes Mom!... Ooh, Golden Saint. Soul trapping time."
by Demon Phoenix 1337 September 25, 2004
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i badass game that you suck at when you first start out but get uber by level 25.
DAMNIT! i dont have cure blight potion damn rats.*drops all daedric armor and weapons* ok gotta remember where this is. 2 days later: wtf happen to my armor and weapons?!
by robert July 31, 2004
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