wet toothbrush morning

The morning after a late night; characterized by a wet toothbrush because you brushed your teeth just a few hours ago when you went to bed. Not necessarily but usually waking up for work after a late night of drinking.

Adam: You look like hell. Did you even sleep between the party and work this morning?

Justin: Yeah but it was a wet toothbrush morning.

by Guy Snyder September 15, 2014

Morning Dump

The ahhhh-mazing way to start your day: emptying your bowels into the toilet right when you wake up in the morning

That was one epic morning dump I took today when I woke up

by Slimy Steve July 4, 2014

Morning Hitler

When you're shaving in the morning and leave a little Hitler moustache before taking that part off as well, just to see what it looks like on you.

"I tried the Morning Hitler today. Too bad one guy ruined it for the rest of us."

by Koekje Zwei September 5, 2013

Lucifer Morningstar

The main character in the Netflix film, Lucifer. Funny, sexual, loyal, protective, and kind are his main qualities.

"Awwww, Lucifer is so sweet to Chloe!!! Come on, Lucifer Morningstar!!!!"

by TrixieMorningstar June 20, 2019

Morning water

Whatever bodily liquid you wake up in from the night before.

Person 1.I must have had a really awsomr dream last night my bed was soaked when I woke up.

Person 2.Dude! Tmi I don't need to know how your morning water came about!

by Conker1 October 5, 2016

morning brown

It's coffee, ya' fuck.

Get yourself a cup of Morning Brown.

by Falland November 16, 2020

avetard morning

The morning for an avetard begins whenever they wake up, regardless of the time. Usually this time is around 2-3pm because an avetard is a lazy sloth. Besides just being lazy as shit, the reason they wake up this late is because they were most likely out like a light from the previous night because they went too crazy on the dab rig. Whenever an avetard does end up opening his eyes, he lays in bed for another 30-45 mins just sitting there and going through his phone before they are physically able to move their body and get out of bed. There is also a very high probability that an avetard could fall asleep again in this time period because they're just absolute retards.

Ray Naker: Yo Henry, you go to class today ese?
Henry: Nah bruh, I had a very late avetard morning today because I woke up at like 2 pm today.

by TurnM3Up August 13, 2020