mop 

person with long hair

hey your a mop

mop by John Snow The 3rd February 12, 2017

mop 

n
For reasons still unknown, the funniest fucking word ever.

"Hey! Check out that mop! Ahahahaha!!"

mop by Spacecow March 8, 2003

mop 

n. A failed attempt at constructing an English sentence. Usually ungrammatical, nonsensical, or just plain awkward.

v. The action of constructing such a mop.

moppy, adj: describes a sentence or passage which has characteristics common to a mop.

1. (noun) The paper I proofread for a classmate was full of mops.
2. (noun) My translation of this passage is a total mop.
3. (verb) I mopped the last part of the exam because I ran out of time.
4. (adjective) I finished the paper, but it was a little moppy.

mop by A. Nonny Mouse March 27, 2007

mop 

airhead. person with no capacity of thinking and no skills for doing something right. its appearance is that like the one from an afroman.

that mop screw my computer, fucker...
Mop asks: does XX means the 20th century?

mop by korky October 12, 2004

mop 

a thing which you use to clean up liquid spills

i just spilled my milk...better get the mop

mop by bob March 14, 2005

mop 

when u fight a bitch, and you drag her by her hair... like a mop.

damn, we was fightin' the bitch, and then i mopped that bitch all up on that floor

mop by katertot10 February 21, 2009

Mop 

that's when u got such a large cock you go about dragging it on the floor.
Also known as a mopwanger.

Make way... make way... mopwanger passing thru... doncha dare to step on it, or you can get mopbanged!

Mop by Hugh G Rection October 30, 2003