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Moongooning

To dress in full Battle dress and run through an area at night screaming like an ape preferably with night or thermal vision goggles.
"Whats your favorite form of cardio?"

"Fucking love moongooning"
by BigDickMcChuncky April 14, 2025
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Moongooning

The act of covering yourself in elk/buffalo blood and gooning under the light of a full moon.
Jeff: "Hey, me and the boys are gonna go moongooning later tonight, you wanna come?"

Greg: "Sure, just make sure that Dave isnt there, he always ruins the vibe."
by Beep325 November 14, 2023
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Moongooning

To edge Annaly while facing your anus to the moon in a sunbathing type manor.
Dude I'm gonna go moongooning later, do you want to come?
by Ethypoo November 24, 2023
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Moongooning

Moongooning is when you goon while being in the moon (This can be with Natives, Friends, and/or Family)
Q: Ay bro wanna go moongooning with the boy's?
A: Sure dude lets fap to a goons video
by I dickride the goons December 6, 2023
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moongooning

basically you just goon in the moonlight with a native american next to you while you high asf
#freak👅
yo let’s go moongooning with yo grandpa tonight
by curtthefreak👅 January 8, 2025
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MoonGooning

When you slit the throat of a wild buffalo and rub it onto your body, followed by taking Peyote with the natives. If MoonGooning is achieved correctly, the user should be able to picture the cameltoe of a grandma for the foreseeable future.
"I'm going to take some Peyote and go MoonGooning with the natives tonight" - Yumi
by 1arn March 10, 2024
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Moongooner

A person who follows the art of moongooning, i.e. a spiritual Native American ritual that involves gooning into an elk’s entrails after blowing the head off a buffalo in an effort to summon the phoenix. It is important to have a moongooner’s license and a registered priest to oversee the session to ensure that the moongooner squad follows the correct path
My moongooner gang is planning something with Eagle Eye at 1:00 in the morning, you in?
by EagleEyeMoonGoon February 8, 2024
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