To goon while the moon is up in the night. Very tribal activity to be done around a huge fire under the moon.
A parody of the word gooning
Credit of this word goes to the goons, a podcast you should definitely watch
A parody of the word gooning
Credit of this word goes to the goons, a podcast you should definitely watch
Daily moongooner: Man, you should take on the moongooning session with me and after, DO NOT FORGET TO SOUND SOFTLY whilst doing the moongooning.
Average dooo viewer: Skoden STOODIS!!
Average dooo viewer: Skoden STOODIS!!
by TheMoongooner December 22, 2023
Get the Moongooningmug. To dress in full Battle dress and run through an area at night screaming like an ape preferably with night or thermal vision goggles.
by BigDickMcChuncky April 14, 2025
Get the Moongooningmug. Moongooning is when you goon while being in the moon (This can be with Natives, Friends, and/or Family)
by I dickride the goons December 6, 2023
Get the Moongooningmug. basically you just goon in the moonlight with a native american next to you while you high asf
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by curtthefreak👅 January 8, 2025
Get the moongooningmug. A person who follows the art of moongooning, i.e. a spiritual Native American ritual that involves gooning into an elk’s entrails after blowing the head off a buffalo in an effort to summon the phoenix. It is important to have a moongooner’s license and a registered priest to oversee the session to ensure that the moongooner squad follows the correct path
by EagleEyeMoonGoon February 8, 2024
Get the Moongoonermug. The act in which one contacts a Navajo Indian tribe member, specifically one that is named "Eagle Eye", for he is the ring leader of the moongooning squad. For one to undergo the moongooning ritual a bison should be killed and beheaded. The bison's blood must be painted on one's neck in order to summon the great Navajo Thunderbird. The Thunderbird then picks up the one who summons, then takes them the moon and then one goons upon the moon. One takes peyote with the sun during the process.
One who moongoons becomes so euphoric that one is addicted to moongooning. Once the knowledge of moongooning enters the brain one must moongoon for life. Once you are initiated in moongooning, you will be given a headdress and a big stick and will dance around a fire, leading others to the way of moongooning.
Moongooning may include, but are not limited to: Putting on the buffalo skull and moongooning with Pete Davidsons or Jordan Peterson. Side effects will include severe drunkenness, as well as effects relative to every known drug ( Breathalyzers and Drug tests will read extreme positives while under the influence of moongooning). One will also not last more than 5 seconds while in a teepee (You know what we mean).
There should be no negativity at the moongooning session if one brings negative energy to the moongooning ritual one is smote by the great Navajo Thunderbird, there should be positive vibes only. If you are stressed out you should moongoon.
One who moongoons becomes so euphoric that one is addicted to moongooning. Once the knowledge of moongooning enters the brain one must moongoon for life. Once you are initiated in moongooning, you will be given a headdress and a big stick and will dance around a fire, leading others to the way of moongooning.
Moongooning may include, but are not limited to: Putting on the buffalo skull and moongooning with Pete Davidsons or Jordan Peterson. Side effects will include severe drunkenness, as well as effects relative to every known drug ( Breathalyzers and Drug tests will read extreme positives while under the influence of moongooning). One will also not last more than 5 seconds while in a teepee (You know what we mean).
There should be no negativity at the moongooning session if one brings negative energy to the moongooning ritual one is smote by the great Navajo Thunderbird, there should be positive vibes only. If you are stressed out you should moongoon.
*I moongoon with the Navajos to summon the great Navajo Thunderbird*
*Sir, have you been moongooning recently? *
*Sir, have you been moongooning recently? *
by Moongooner November 19, 2023
Get the Moongoonmug. by Champ gooner April 15, 2024
Get the Moongoonmug.