monitor tan

Someone who spends too much time infront of computer and get a tan off the monitor instead of the sun

Fuck that cunt needs to get out ... look at his monitor tan

by Michael1 May 25, 2005

Monitor Tan

Someone who is very pale because during the summer months, they spend all of their time inside, usually in front of a television or computer monitor instead of enjoying themselves in the sun like everyone else. Everyone else darkens out in the sun, while said insider will stay pale because their only form of light is from a screen.

I cant believe Mike won't come to the beach with us! He said he'd rather stay at home and work on his monitor tan. What a loser.

by TangClock August 18, 2009

Monitor Top

A term referring to early refridgerators with an adjustable cooling motor that resided on the 'fridges top part. Far more efficient than today's shoddy fridges

You have to check out this monitor-top fridge I found in my attic!

by captain wiggly January 24, 2004

Monitor Shopping

Monitor shopping is another form of window shopping. However, instead of stores its all through the internet. You’re online only browsing, not looking for anything in particular because you can’t afford it but you enjoy looking anyway. Maybe you’ll save something in your favorites for when you do have money.

Bill walks into the office from the left
Bill sees Bob on the computer. Shopping
Bill "Hey, are you shopping Bob? I thought you didn't have any money?"
Bob "I don't. I'm just monitor shopping"

by LadyPoison January 11, 2010

Monitor Tan

Someone who spends their life infront on their PC Monitor instead of getting out in the sun.

Implying they get a tan from the Monitor

AKA Matthew Jackson

1. Has Matt left his house atall this month?

2. No hes on CSS topping up his monitor tan

by DanwillLOL May 10, 2010

monitor malaise

An imaginary condition invented by people who have no experience with using computers. Computers scare them, so they pretend the monitor makes their eyes or brain hurt so they can run away. c.f. motion sickness. Real people can sit in front of monitors for days at a time and feel no ill effects.

old lady: oo-er, this computer tv screen makes my eyes go a bit funny. I think I have that there monitor malaise.
normal person: shut up, you moronic old bitch *shoots*

by MKHH December 28, 2005

monitor lizard

Rare skin condition that affects one in seven geeks born before 1982* caused by unreliable CRT monitors exploding inexplicably in one's face. The resulting scabs often form in a regular pattern resembling scales, hence the moniker, Lizard.
Monitor Lizards were generally regarded with fear and awe by the geek and hacking communities until the mid-nineties when it became fashionable to sport a 'monitor print' by deliberately exploding a monitor on a person's head.
After the loss of its influence as a status symbol, the Monitor Lizard gradually faded from the annals of history and time past.

(*Information accurate as of June 1990. Although some dismiss the Monitor Lizard phenomenon as an urban legend, 72% of all seven year olds surveyed attested to the story's validity.)

"Y0 f00. Did you see that h4r|)c0r3 m0f0? H3 b 1337."
"Fo shizzle mah nizzle. That was a gangsta monitor lizard fo' real."

by Jimi Phoenix April 22, 2005