MoCo = Montgomery County, Maryland
MoCo is the only place in the world where almost everyone thinks theyre black and gangsta, blasting fifty-cent mainstream rap and think they're the shit, even though they're driving a benz or beamer which their millionare parents bought them. MoCo is the only place in the world where people drive around Potomac and Bethesda to look at big houses. MoCo is the only place where all the gangstas and wannabe gangstas drink and blaze and kill each other in drunk driving accidents, and where all the uptown girls (Northwest, Seneca Valley, Whitman, Walter Johnson, QO, Churchill) have sex like they're drinking water. Where everyone thinks souping their car means installing oversized mufflers and hub-cap spinners on minivans. It's the only place where you can go from the hood to hollywood in 10 minutes and where people get killed at high school football games. Its the only place where cops are on your dick 24/7 and you better be ready to run from them when they bust your party this weekend.
Basically, MoCo is the shit.
MoCo is the only place in the world where almost everyone thinks theyre black and gangsta, blasting fifty-cent mainstream rap and think they're the shit, even though they're driving a benz or beamer which their millionare parents bought them. MoCo is the only place in the world where people drive around Potomac and Bethesda to look at big houses. MoCo is the only place where all the gangstas and wannabe gangstas drink and blaze and kill each other in drunk driving accidents, and where all the uptown girls (Northwest, Seneca Valley, Whitman, Walter Johnson, QO, Churchill) have sex like they're drinking water. Where everyone thinks souping their car means installing oversized mufflers and hub-cap spinners on minivans. It's the only place where you can go from the hood to hollywood in 10 minutes and where people get killed at high school football games. Its the only place where cops are on your dick 24/7 and you better be ready to run from them when they bust your party this weekend.
Basically, MoCo is the shit.
Guy 1: I've got the magic stick!
Guy 2: Man, You're such a Gangster! Only G's blast 50 Cent in their Beamers!
Guy 3: I'd rather live in HoCo.
Guy 4: Not even. MoCo runs Maryland. what the fuck is HoCo. fucking queers.
Guy 2: Man, You're such a Gangster! Only G's blast 50 Cent in their Beamers!
Guy 3: I'd rather live in HoCo.
Guy 4: Not even. MoCo runs Maryland. what the fuck is HoCo. fucking queers.
by Paint Branch Runs it June 09, 2006
County in MD where schools get cancelled just by thinking about snow, there's ghettos and farms and rich people crammed in one place, everyone has that damn Maryland crab bumper sticker, everyone goes to Ocean Shitty over the summer, and cops are constantly up your ass at any party no matter how far deep in the woods you are. moco is the only relevant county in MD except maybe PG. Moco has top ranking schools too
by harto August 24, 2016
by long8=======Dong February 12, 2018
A county where people who have Bar Mitzvahs and live in Potomac give out CamelBacks as party favors for hundred people or so. My home county, public schools call off school TOO much
Person 1: Hey is that some ice I see on that tree over there?
Person 2: CODE RED!!! EVERYONE INSIDE!!! WINTER WEATHER EMERGENCY!!!
Person 2: CODE RED!!! EVERYONE INSIDE!!! WINTER WEATHER EMERGENCY!!!
by Nick F. January 28, 2004
I have lived in MoCo my whole life. IT is true...When it snows we have off, when it doesn't we have off, when it might rain next week we have off....And in regards to the people.....
1.No matter how many times a white kid says, "Fa shizzle my nizzle," "What up Dawg?" or "Word my nigger" he aint going to be black
2. You may blast your subs.....but you bought them not stole them so your still white
3. Even if you were fubu and timbs and walk like your cripled....YOUR Still white
4. If you live in Moco ANYWHERE your aint gangsta!
5. You go to Lakeforest Mall......its still less ghetto then ANY mall in DC
2. You may blast your subs.....but you bought them not stole them so your still white
3. Even if you were fubu and timbs and walk like your cripled....YOUR Still white
4. If you live in Moco ANYWHERE your aint gangsta!
5. You go to Lakeforest Mall......its still less ghetto then ANY mall in DC
by Chris May 06, 2005
by Evereal (Rob from Hawthorne CA) January 09, 2006
A county in Maryland in which one must always bring tennis shoes to party, cause you gonna b runnin from da cops eventually; a county in which peeps roll deep with their wallets even deeper, and where Prep runs shit, period.
Prep senior 1: shit, cops got me runnin from my own damn house!
Prep senior 2:it's aiight we're rich
Prep senior 2:it's aiight we're rich
by titus January 12, 2005