MILTF

A varient of MILF, but with more love and anticipation. It also more proper, not leaving out any letters.

Mother-I'd-LOVE-To-FUCK.

1: Yo let's go to Milly's house!
2: FUCK no, we need to go to Steve's.
1: Why?
2: Because of his MILTF!
1 & 2: FUCK YEAH!

by Krpy June 26, 2009

Milfmaid

A MILF at a swimming pool. Often spotted wading in the shallow end with offspring.

Dude, throw me my goggles, there's a whole school of Milfmaids over there.

by sweet_thang July 6, 2016

Milfman

A man who is interested in dating hot, sexy women with children, (A.K.A. a milf).

Guy #1: My god, she's got like 6 kids, but I'd smash her with that body.

Guy #2: Stop being such a milfman, man.

by Cheslock March 18, 2017

Miltimore

Commonly used in Latin-Russia, the last name of respected families. Most famously, the Miltimore house. One of the most infamous families in Russia during the American Civil War. Side note; some things Miltimore's are known for are WW1, WW2, and WW3

Person 1: Isn't he a Miltimore

Person 2: Doh

by Miltii July 26, 2017

MILTWMU

Slang, Mum I'd Like To Wake Me Up
A mutation of MILF
Popularized by West London estate agents.

Sh*t, check out that MILTWMU by the checkout!

by foxtonsbyebye February 8, 2008

MILTMM

2 Sounds, milt-em. Moms I'd Like To Make Moan. Less extreme than MILF. A bit more open to interpretation and imagination.

There are a limitless supply of MILTMM's at Arlington County's annual fund raiser.

by Beltway Barry March 1, 2008

milfmatic

Having the characteristics or appearance of a milf
adj.

Guy A: Your mom is sure hot.
Guy B: Yes, but she is not nearly as milfmatic as your mom.

by somfan February 5, 2010