Milfita

A mom that you don't necessarily find attractive(physically or other) but you would definitely like to fuck them in the ass, if only to cause them some pain and humiliation.

"I don't consider Sarah Palin a Milf but she's definitely a Milfita."

"Fuck that lady with her kids is annoying. Definitely a milfita."

by basement44 August 17, 2011

milftang

Ohio slang for a female's vagina; slang for a very physically attractive female

"I stuck my member in her milftang"

by Coach Carson February 16, 2009

milftastic

your mom. a word that expresses deine mutter

deine mutter ist heiB

by sam April 15, 2005

MILFstake

To accidently have intercourse with a Mom...not a mistake but a MILF-stake

I fucked your mom dude I made a MILFstake

Stay away from her man shes crazy! all those damn kids! dont make the MILFstake I did.

by A-1n April 24, 2019

Milfita

Mom I'd like to fuck in tha ass

Look at Brandon's mom over there. I'd like to fuck her in the ass. She's a total milfita

by Buckaroo420 September 30, 2020

Milftard

Horniest mf ever

'did you see milftards new video?'

'yeah that boy needs some huh'

by little33bits March 24, 2021

milfstan

A milfstan is a superior member of the milf community.

"Hey did you see Sarah Palin on the news last night?" "Yeah! What a total milfstan she is"

by Briannapilled July 28, 2021