messi

soccer was created in china where they play with the enemies heads - yes next page

sony: how was soccer created?

Sony: soccer was created in china where they play with the enemies heads - yes next page

messi is a koks made for hussien

by Yes next page December 14, 2021

Messi

G.O.A.T no other word to describe "messi"

Messi is better than Ronaldo

by Leo.messi August 8, 2022

messi

the best soccer player in the world

did you see Messi score? he really is amazing

by spa and October 4, 2022

Messi

A fun, outgoing, over the top, funny girl. She likes singing Taylor Swift at the top of her lungs. She likes dancing in her car whenever she feels like it. She doesn't care what people think of her. She does what she wants whenever she wants. She's the best damn girl you'll ever meet. She recently checked off something from her bucket list, chinese firedrill. You'll love her to death.

Guy #1: You see that girl right there?
Guy #2: Yeah.
Guy #1: She's definately a Messi.

by QuinnJr. January 16, 2011

Messi

Best known as Satan's mistress.

Obsessed with turtles and making fake MySpace profiles. She puts the word bitch to shame. She has two friends, one being her younger sister that resembles a lizard. And the other being a fat beast.

She likes to call people "skanky hoes" and watch Finding Nemo.

Guy 1: Today I met this really disgusting girl.
Guy 2: Let me guess, her name was Messi.

by idhatetobeyou February 3, 2010

messi

v. To befuddle an opponent in sports or business.

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We are untouchable this year! We are gonna totally messi you up come playoff time.

Sorry? You know you’re the Maple Leafs? Right?

by gnostic3 March 15, 2019

Messi

A fucking ass gay boy who don’t play and is arapist

Fuck messi

by Cristiano Ronaldo Dos Sa February 16, 2018