Cosby Merry Christmas

To kill someone and say, "Merry Christmas." Usually used in cohorts with heavy breathing.

Often used by Bill Cosby in the Bill Cosby Fun Game!

"Hahah! MERRY CHRISTMAS FAG!"

"Dude, you just pulled a Merry Christmas!"

*Heavy Breathing*"Merry Christmas!"

by Brandon Pfeltz May 4, 2005

Merry Fucking Christmas

1. Said when one is sabotaged/0wned/h4x0rd/etc around the Christmas season.

2.Also works with other holidays

1. "Oh, you got into a wreck? Merry Fucking Christmas!"

2. We got salmonella from those eggs. Happy Fucking Easter!

2a. What? Y2K bug!? Happy Fucking Millenium

and so on and so on

by AnatomyIsDestiny December 25, 2004

Merry Fuckin Christmas

A perfectly acceptable christmas wish between friends and estranged relatives. However, if refused warrants expulsion from ones facebook friends list.

Abe: Merry Fuckin Christmas Ashley, and God bless.
Ashley: Thats inappropriate Abe!
Abe: Wow bitch don't big league me, bitch.
Ashley: (No Response)

by GoldMiner January 13, 2010

merry perry christmas

a very smelly christmas time or a christmas which was complete and utter crap has no links to alan perry!

it was a fucking merry perry christmas!
have a merry perry christmas u ass hole!

by miero kun3 January 28, 2005

Merry Chestmas

In sexting, a greeting sent by a woman when she sends chest photos.

"Hey baby! It's too bad you're away on business. Check your email when you're alone. Merry Chestmas!"

by America Lover 🇺🇸 December 24, 2014

Merry Christmiscarriage

The experience of a joyful holiday season due to the loss of an unwanted fetus.

I was thinking for your Christmas present this year, I would push your pregnant baby mama down a staircase so that she loses the child.. Merry Christmiscarriage!

by Funnyman83 November 20, 2011

Marry Christmas

For those who can't spell "Merry Christmas".

Gabeybaby:hey tennis, i just noticed...it's been a yr since u joined sdn...congrats
Tennisball80:Hey thanks ! Oh, yours is in December. I will congratz you then. K, I am writing down on my planning calender. Wow you joined SDN on Christmas ? 12-25-2008
I will say Happy SDN 1 year and Marry Christmas then
KempDrumsalot:Who is Christmas? Is she a nice girl? (Marry means to go to that big church and give each other rings and vow to spend your life with one another, I think you meant merry.)
Gabeybaby:lol give him a break :P

by Tennisball80 from SDN February 16, 2009