Merp

anything and everything. It is a way of life.

I'm feeling merp.
OR
That was such a merp moment.
OR
#merpgang4life

by SEXYLEXI_7 April 27, 2012

Merp

The thing to say when nothing else is usable without looking like a sadistic pervert. When wanting to cuss but not being able to replace every word with Merp.

Girl: Hey Bro, wassup?
Boy: MY DICK
Girl: ....
Boy: Merp
or
Student: MAN FUCK THIS MOTHA FUCKIN FUCK OF A FUCK YOU FU...
Teacher: Excuse me?
Student: Oh Merp......

by BetchSlap January 3, 2013

Merp

1. What you say when there is nothing better to be said.

2. Expression of minor disappointment.

1. Jesse: What's up?

Jason: Not much, you?

Jesse: Nothing.

*silence*

Jesse: Merp

2. Jesse: Hey, you wanna go to the Coldplay show?

Jason: Sorry, I can't.

Jesse: Merp

by THE ONE WHO DEFINES November 8, 2009

merp

a cute, awkward sound that makes people look at you funny when you say it, but in a good way. it makes you feel good.

Joe: Merp! (high pitched voice)
Joey: What the?
Joe:Merp!
Joey: actually, that was cute!

by Merp lover November 7, 2012

Merp

The sound of cheese, also known as a sergal, once one sergal makes the noise all other Segal's in the area will join in, this cannot be stoped until the sergals fall asleep

Sergal 1:merp

Sergal 2-100:merp merp merp merp merp merp merp merp merp merp merp merp merp

by Anothersomerandomfurry October 4, 2021

Merp

A word made by an ancient British scholar called Sir Linden to re-start a conversation, during the middle of it.

Male:Hey what's up?
Female:Not much, what about you?
Male:Not much
*silence
Female:Merp

by Sebastian Zarson October 8, 2012

merp

a simple word with many uses. It can either mean something good or bad when used in the context of a sentence.

"I love you so much, you are so merpy"

"I am in such a bad mood, what a merp day"

"You are the love of my life"

"Merp!"

by DevsPeanut July 21, 2012