I really wanted a cushy job in the local library but the menopausal mafia have that place locked down.
by Sideshow Aj June 22, 2011
The hot flashes and sweats you get when battling a particularly bad hangover. These symptoms are commonly associated with female menopause.
Ryan: "Aren't you going to order food?"
Jim: "No, I'm fighting some hangover menopause right now. I don't think I could hold it down."
Jim: "No, I'm fighting some hangover menopause right now. I don't think I could hold it down."
by ChristmasQ June 12, 2013
A ongoing, seemingly never-ending drama series whose target audience is menopausal women. These series are also largely watched by lazy half-Swiss students with nothing better to do. Coincidentally neither can bare children.
Keighy: Hey is Sam not coming out tonight?
George: No, he just bought the season 5 boxset of Grey's Anatomy.
Keighy: Jeez, he sure does love those menopause dramas.
George: No, he just bought the season 5 boxset of Grey's Anatomy.
Keighy: Jeez, he sure does love those menopause dramas.
by Chepsi December 03, 2009
I am also delighted to meet a fellow creative type. Creative ideas are like ovary eggs...you are born with a number of them and they are release over time throughout one's career. I'm in creative menopause. The ideas come, but they are not as free flowing as they were when I was younger. Having a surrogate idea man at my age is awesome and I look forward to doing business with you.
by pinball queen September 02, 2009
John really needs to attain philosophical menopause. He is wasting his time in his corporate job instead of being a pilot
by ShittyRickashawala January 14, 2020
When a mature woman wakes in the middle of the night moist, with a quicken heart beat and a feeling of utter sexual satisfaction. All the while her hands are nowhere near her sweet spot.
wet menopause sex
wet menopause sex
Betty recognized the positive side of menopause when she awoke from her erotic dream, wet with a quickened pulse, a feeling of utter joy and completely alone following her MWD (menopause wet dream)
by Badnancie September 26, 2014
any older woman who changes from second to second her attitude, feelings, and temperament towards any given issue and then makes up completely unrelated issues to validate herself.
You: I have a problem with rumors about me being spread about me what can I do?
Her: Well its all your fault they think what they do. You control what other people think! The Kitties always come first!? I am having a bad day is it hot in here??
You: What are you talking about are you some kind of bipolar menopausal bitch?
Her: What did you say???
Her: Well its all your fault they think what they do. You control what other people think! The Kitties always come first!? I am having a bad day is it hot in here??
You: What are you talking about are you some kind of bipolar menopausal bitch?
Her: What did you say???
by iknowitall4sure March 05, 2010