melon

I am melon

Melon is the hottest

melon by Fuckme69420 August 24, 2021

Melon

If someone sends you a picture of a melon after you asked them a question, it means yes.

Me: Hey Jones are you gonna play Gmod with us?
Jones: melon
Me: Ah, okay.

Melon by shiskebab2056 November 13, 2021

Euphemistic phrase for a fatal skull injury. Normally used in conjunction with an adjective (see below).

The driver was ejected from the car, and got a pavement melon.

Melon by RomanThorne October 19, 2015

The singular noun for a tit or plural ly known as tits

Jake Paul has massive melons and plays with them on Tuesdays

An ironic term used for a nerd with small breasts.
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Boy 1: Hey you gonna ask out that melon?
Boy 2: Haha no. I like boobs.

A fantastic blowjob. See also: head succ becky

Dude, sometimes you just need some really good melon to get your mind off of things.

melon by Verber April 9, 2018

Being a retard

Luke you melon

Melon by Beaztly July 8, 2020