Mufflepants

Underwear designed to effectively manage problematic farting.

Before discovering Mufflepants, the loudness and stench of my work-related flatulence was a terrible problem during staff meetings!

by Dr Bunnygirl September 30, 2019

muffler fucker

Someone who drives too close to the car in front of him/her--a tailgater.

"(aloud in car when looking in rearview mirror) Hey, get off my ass, muffler fucker!"

by AJinPhilly August 25, 2005

Muffle Button

The part of the female vagina that you see when she is standing up right with her legs together or slightly crossed and is bent over, therefore giving you a view of her muffle button

She bent over and all I saw was straight muffle button.

by MakD January 16, 2008

Mufflebate

The act of sticking your penis in a still warm muffler

Me and my friend were looking for a runaway dog when we saw a guy park his truck so my friend decided to Mufflebate

by Sir.Fartsalot September 20, 2012

Canine Mufflehouse

A specially constructed, hi-tech doghouse invented to effectively prevent neighbors from having their sleep destroyed by your obnoxious little outdoor yapper.

I picked up the Canine Mufflehouse right before my neighbors, who had apparently joined forces to have me taken deep into the desert with Fifi, made their move!

by Dr Bunnygirl September 25, 2019

rusty muffler

Feces left around the anus. The situation one finds oneself in when, having defecated, one finds that there is no toilet paper available.

I had a crap this morning, but there wasn't any bumwad, so I had to go all day with a rusty muffler.

by king dude January 24, 2005

MDFFL

An acronym for : My Dearest Friend For Life. The highest form of friendship and a loving bond between two people. They would take bullets for one another. They are willing to be weird and crazy around each other... no questions asked. Unbreakable bond... they always end up back together. Fate reunites them no matter where they are. They are friends that are comfortable being with each other and doesn’t feel the urge to have small talk.. their presence is enough. If you find your MDFFL keep and hold them close.

MDFFL is having a party tomorrow.

I got MDFFL an amazing birthday present.

I bought a train ticket to surprise MDFFL at her new school.

by Chicken Nuggerts July 22, 2018