A Sexual act which usually takes place at the end of a cocaine fuelled swingers party, usually thrown by a Window Salesman & his wife.
The Salesman's wife takes a party members penis and masturbates the shaft while squeezing the scrotum enthusiastically and her husband then places his mouth over the bellend and sucks until climax.
All this takes place while the other swingers dance around them wearing nothing but a selection of the wife's tartan mini skirts.
The Salesman's wife takes a party members penis and masturbates the shaft while squeezing the scrotum enthusiastically and her husband then places his mouth over the bellend and sucks until climax.
All this takes place while the other swingers dance around them wearing nothing but a selection of the wife's tartan mini skirts.
"Did you stay till the end of the party last night"
"No I left when they decided to bring out the Bryn Mawr Bagpipes.
"No I left when they decided to bring out the Bryn Mawr Bagpipes.
by The Phantom Prankster December 1, 2023
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"Oh---glorious Spring! All Mawrters down to the Maypole at once!"
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"I am SO into this gorgeous Mawrter, but she told me she only dates Haverford WOMEN!"
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"I am SO into this gorgeous Mawrter, but she told me she only dates Haverford WOMEN!"
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