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Master Blaster

Also "the Super Shocker" - 2 in the stink and 1 in the pink as opposed to it's more common and comfortable cousin.
I hooked up with a drunk groupie back stage at the Steel Panther concert last week and when she begged me for more, I gave her the Master Blaster.
by VickersVagina March 29, 2010
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Master Blaster

The fattest, longest, most absurdly huge line of ketamine imaginable. Strictly intended for one person to snort all at once. It can and should render the user capable of fourth dimensional space perception and astral travel. (Original term taken from the film "Mad Max")
I watched some head at the show last night knock back a Master Blaster of K. He didn't move or speak for almost an hour afterwards!
by Rawohxela420 September 29, 2018
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master blaster

A large dose of cocaine (or speed, for the criminally insane), inhaled through the nose.
P1: Woah, Johnny just racked that whole set of lines.
P2: Master blaster.
by masterblastin August 19, 2021
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master blaster of disaster

a huge injection of drugs that a person shouldnt have probably attempted in the first place
he didnt know the fucking stregnth of the dope,but he wanted to get off on the first shot to begin with.so he threw some coke with the least amount of water possible,drew it up and proceeded with what was going to be the master blaster of disaster of all time.he took the all time train ride where he couldnt hear a mothafucking thing except that howling train.when i walked into the room his face was ghost white and he was drooling profusely.he couldnt even speak for 5 minutes his eyes were rolling in his fucking head.
by Guy Williams July 27, 2006
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Reverse Master Blaster

A midget straddles one's face while you felate/perform cunnilingus in him/her while they yell "who run Barter Town?"
Shit, nephew! I gotta get to the kyro-practer! I fucked up my neck last night doin' the Reverse Master Blaster with Gary Coleman!
by Bowss Howgg August 13, 2016
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double master blaster

cuming from getting head, while taking a hit from the crack pipe
by Anonymous May 14, 2003
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triple master blaster

achieving orgasm through being fellated and sodomized, while simultaneously taking a hit of crack
I want a triple master blast, Leroy, Wanda, let's go to Dan's house.
by triple masta blasta masta July 18, 2003
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