A brand of cigarettes that was introduced in 1999, milds are a bold medium tasteed cigarette with a hint of menthol. Usually purchased in an attractive blue white and silver hardpack, milds are most always the cigarette of choice of champions and badasses.

Pete - hey Josh, what are you smokin?

Josh- Smooth and relaxing Marlboro Milds Pete, why do you ask?

Pete - Because im looking for a cigarette that a badass would smoke. Since you are a total and complete badass, i figured i would ask you.

Josh - Are you going to start smoking?

Pete - No, but if i ever do, i wanted to make the right choice.

Josh - Good Job.

marlboro milds by The Amazing Flying Pandaskin November 1, 2007

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Marlboro Blend No. 27

Marlboro's finest blend. Flavored with various brand name alcohols including, Jack Daniel's, Seagram's, and a whole bunch more that I can't remember.

Customer: "Gimme a pack of 27s."
Vendor: "Excuse me?"
Customer: "Marlboro Blend No. 27s."
Vendor: "Ummmm..."
Customer: "The ones in the gold pack... nope, left... down... no, back up... next to the reds... YES, THERE YA GO!"

Marlboro Blend No. 27 by Bored in Ipswich July 6, 2008

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