mallard

Some one who enjoys the company of people who Quack. A good giveaway is wearing a green shirt, with a duck on it.

My teacher was wearing his mallard shirt today.

mallard by Ray-Cory-yar-yar November 25, 2007

mallard

An ugly looking bloke with a rather large nose, that also makes weird noises......... usaully found in the stanford area.

Oi mallard you ugly fuker get me a pint

mallard by mallard boy April 18, 2006

Mallard

Someone who panic buys - especially from a grocery store or supermarket - upon hearing of an impending crisis or emergency.

“Look how much stuff he has on his trolly, it’s only a cyclone. What an absolute Mallard.”

Mallard by Pseudomania316 January 24, 2022

Mallard

A synonym for fuck, since your phone autocorrects it to duck, so why not just use that word anyway.

Oh mallard me!

Mallard you!

Mother mallard!

Mallard by Flammy The Wizard April 4, 2023

Mallard Ducks 

A enormous cult that is part of the biblonian culture and serves the great lord yar-nar and will be the main audience for the battle of catastrophic proportions, and shall be the only people left once the battle is complete.

I serve the mallard ducks
Ex joe:can I join the mallard ducks
Edward: is biblar bad or good?
Joe:good?
Edward:BIBLAR WORSHIPER!!!!
Edward then kills joe

Mallard Ducks by shnow lady December 9, 2019

mallard with a cold 

A line from one of the best SNL jokes ever.

"What’s the difference between a mallard with a cold and you? One's a sick duck, and I can't remember the rest but your mother's a whore!"

mallard with a cold by P8nt December 10, 2007

Mallard Olympics 

A series of physical competitions between ducks.

YO BRO DID YOU SEE THE MALLARD OLYMPICS LAST NIGHT?

Mallard Olympics by frankson1234 January 29, 2012