Magma Shits

Magma shits is when you ate something very spicy the night before, usually Mexican food or Taco Bell, then when you shit the following morning you experience a violent version of diarrhea mimicking an upside down volcano. The sensation created by this upside down eruption is often very uncomfortable and sometimes painfull with lots of wet,burning feelings resembling burning magma exiting the body.

"After I ate that wet burrito last night I had magma shits this morning and my rear felt like it was on fire."

by SauceBaws January 11, 2014

magma spear

A spear that is so badass it's dipped in lava, and when thrown seeks out the target like some kind of missile.

"He would have gotten away, if I had not thrown my magma spear."

by Joe Klein November 22, 2006

Creamy Magma

Jizz, cum, baby gravy, population paste, Aphrodite's araldite, etc

A big thanks to you PPS porn spammers out there for this one.

XXX monster cocks spilling creamy magma onto freshly penetrated black assholes

by Pr0nlolly November 30, 2004

Magma Bubble

A fart that bubbles and splatters a mixture of blood and feces out.

Having too much hardcore anal sex may lead to having magma bubbles.

by DroolingDog January 19, 2013

magma syndrome

When a band latest album is so bad, that you stop liking their old stuff.

A reference to one of the Gojira albums Magma, which popularity is very controversial.

Tool last album gave me the magma syndrome

by toshkataTΘNev May 27, 2021

moose magma

The same as truffle butter but with much less consistency but fluffier and more aeration. Also described as a form of lubricant.

Moose magma is used as a condiment or a sauce(slightly tan in colour) to seafood tacos and other fishy sandwiches, also referred to as Moose Mustard

by Jimmy whoops March 03, 2018

Magma gru

Do you not speak of him the more you know the more powerful he get… so The less you know the better

Magma Gru the less you know the better

by Wyote100 August 15, 2022