M.I.L.F.

Mother I'd like to...

Jon Stewart: So the New York Times is an old lady, and CNN is Girls Gone Wild?
Some Guy: No, CNN is a milf.
Jon Stewart: Milf?
Some Guy: Mother I'd Like to...

by One Dope Bitch Ass AzN May 22, 2003

M.I.L.F.

Mature Invitation to Loin-based Fraternization.

Mark's mom kept pursuing the matter, and I was inclined to agree with her since everyone knew what a M.I.L.F. she was.

by Jimmy-Jam April 29, 2006

M.I.L.F

Mothers Id Like Fuckin' you retard

Andy Halls mom is a damn good MILF, id nail her any day.

by Tortuga July 1, 2004

m.i.l.f

Mother Is Looking Fine

Hey man, look at that M.I.L.F. by the pool.

by Sigman July 9, 2006

M.I.L.F.

M.I.L.F. is an acronym for Mom-I-Like to- Frick and is also Rusell's mom

Rusell! your mom is a M.I.L.F.

by jaCK Paule February 24, 2020

M.I.L.F.

My Ill Little Fucker

My son cant come to school today because he's M.I.L.F.

by Define Me Bitch May 14, 2006

m.i.l.f.

your mom

hell yeah your mom's a m.i.l.f.

by dinosaur boy roy December 16, 2008