M.T.O.T.M.

My time of the month; for female use when they’re bleeding out their coot coot, their period

Boyfriend: IS YOUR BABY TUNNEL OR HRAVEY FUNNEL BLOODING?!

Girlfriend: My landing strip, it’s M.T.O.T.M.

Boyfriend: Girl that’s more of an abandoned air field.

by EEEJJJMMMMMM November 4, 2019

N.M.T.B.

No Meals To Bedroom, Used when a teen or live at home adult goes from taking a bag of chips, handful of cookies, etc. into their bedroom to snack on and starts toting a complete meal there instead. Derived via the shortened form of talking usually used by texters, teens and people that cannot spell. Sometimes parents resort to this method of communication in attempting to be understood by children that are afraid of using complete sentences and big words.

After visiting the kitchen and having heaped a plate full of spaghetti and meatballs, the teen was sneaking back into the bedroom with it but was thwarted by the parent saying, " N.M.T.B."

by jpg3 August 11, 2010

G U N D H A M T A N A K A

a danganronpa meme

someone: “hey, what’s your favourite danganronpa character?”
me: “well that’s easy, his name is G U N D H A M T A N A K A”

by that one denki simp October 27, 2020

I.I.G.Y.M.H.W.Y.T.I.A.M.M.T.H.M.I.T.W

If I give you my hand will you take it and make me the happiest man in the world

Hey babe I.I.G.Y.M.H.W.Y.T.I.A.M.M.T.H.M.I.T.W!

by The real G MANS February 23, 2021

g u n d h a m t a n a k a

gundham tanaka from Danganronpa 2 Goodbye Despair

g u n d h a m t a n a k a

by Yeetityb sheetity September 16, 2020

I.H.I.W.P.P.T.N.I.UD.J.T.M.T.L.C

1. I Hate it when people put their names in UD just to make themselves look cool.

2.Turrets
3.Retarded,Retards,Rtard
4.Idiots
5.Spam
6.No life
7.Teens

"OMFG I.H.I.W.P.P.T.N.I.UD.J.T.M.T.L.C" ;)

by CrunkMonk3y January 1, 2012

I.I.G.Y.M.H.W.Y.T.I.A.M.M.T.H.M.I.T.W

Would you go with me if we roll down streets of fire.
Would you hold on to me tiiiighteeer?
As the summer sun got hiiighheeeerrrr.
If we rolled from town-to-town, and never shut it dooooowwnnnnn.

Would you go with meeeee?
If we were looost in fields of cloooooveeeer?
Would we walk even clooossseeerrr?
Until the trip was oovveeerrr?
And would it be okayyy if I didn't know the waayyyyyyyy?

If I gave you my hand would you take it and make me the happieeest man in the woooooooorrrld?
If I told you my heart couldn't beat one more minuuute withoouuut you, girrrrlllll?
Would you accompany me to the edge of the sea, let me know if your reaalllyyy a dreeaaaammm.
I love you sooooo, so would you go with meeeeeeeeeeee?

Would you go with meeeeeee?
If we rode the clouds togeeeeeetheeeerrr?
Could you not look down foreeeeeveeeer?
If you were lighter than a feaaaatheeeer?
What if I set you freeeee, would you go with meeeeeeeeeeeeee?

If I gave you my hand would you take it and make me the happieesstt man in the woooooooooorld?
If I told you my heart couldn't beat one more minnute withoooouut you, girrrrlllll?
Would you accompany me to the edge of the seaa, help me tie up the ends of a dreeaaaamm?

I gotta knooowww, would you go with meeeeeeeeeeee?
I love you soooooooo, so would you go with meeeeeeeeeeeeee?

Jack: Hey, I want to tell you something....
Isabelle: What is it?
Jack: I.I.G.Y.M.H.W.Y.T.I.A.M.M.T.H.M.I.T.W?
Isabelle: Uhm...... pardon?
Jack: I.I.G.Y.M.H.W.Y.T.I.A.M.M.T.H.M.I.T.W?
Isabelle: the fuck

by netro_power April 28, 2021