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Luxembourg

One of the world's smallest safe for mafia, corrupt leaders and normal people's money.
Luxembourg is the #2 world's safe after Switzerland.

"Oh man, I got to hide those millions"
"What don't you try Luxembourg?"
by Ali Baars September 19, 2009
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luxies

people from luxembourg. Technically they are called Luxembourgish but that sounds DUMB so luxembourgish people call themself all sorts of things including Luxies. Luxembourg is also known as Luxy.
The biggest drug dealer in Europe is a Luxie. Luxies are alcoholics! Luxy is the same size as Yorkshire.
by Jenny Barratt November 12, 2004
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The Luxembourg Special

When after a blowjob, you decide to fill your partners belly button with cum
I gave her the luxembourg special after playing with her rat
by jason_monkey boy November 29, 2007
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Luxembourgian Waffle Flop

This sinister act requires two females with a combined weight of 450 lbs, a skinny male, preferably one with a high pitched pansy-ass voice, and a total of 2 mustaches and 2.5 beards among the group. First, the heavier female lies on the kitchen counter and spreads boysenberry syrup on her genitalia whilst the lighter one pins the male on the floor below. The heavier one then rolls off the counter onto the male, positioned so that her genitalia is directly adjacent to his mouth. The lighter of the two then gets atop the counter and performs a "flying elbow drop." This step is repeated until the male can muster enough energy to scream the Luxembourgian motto "Mir wëlle bleiwe wat mir sinn!" loud enough for the neighbors to hear and contact the proper authorties.
Chevitz: "Oh mine gourd i merely escaped by thine skin of mine dentals!"

Roscwaltz: "Escaped whet mine lad?!"

Chevitz: "T'was the Luxembourgian Waffle Flop mine dear friend. Thine fat bitches nearly concluded mine life with such!"

Roscwaltz: "Aye."
by Macho Man Randy Sandwich January 1, 2011
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International School Of Luxembourg

Everyone at this school is a legend. They are amazing at sports and destroy at Necis. Everyone is Handsome and Beautiful. So far they are the best in the world.
Adam: haha, did u hear that International School of Luxembourg came second at Necis!
Ricky: Shut up, there amazing.
by Thatrandomguy21 April 10, 2018
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Luxembourg man

a Portuguese professional footballer who plays as a forward for Premier League club Manchester United and captains the Portugal national team.
by Niyas Paranki October 6, 2022
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Nailgun Luxembourg

Coolest musician ever to come out of Europe, bow down to him now
Bitches

Quab A Twab
I am on my knees bowing to my leader Nailgun Luxembourg
by Guns of Belgium March 28, 2005
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