Longolier

Mysterious creature that edits or removes old entries on a blog - usually because the entries are embarrassing to the blogger. Longoliers are similar to the Ministry of Truth, in George Orwell's Book 1984, in that they function to falsify history.

Australian journalist and blogger Tim Blair was the first to use "Longoliers" to describe this phenomenon. The term was originally used by author Stephen King to describe beings who devour the past.

Longoliers have been busy in th archives of Little Green Footballs and The Daily Dish as the bloggers have moved from right to left on the political spectrum.

by Marcellus_vrw November 1, 2010

luong

name for the coolest asian guy you will ever meet. is a superstar, but not conceded.

Did you see luong today, i wish i could be like him.

by Cody Mac James March 7, 2010

Evan Longoria

A very fuckable third baseman for the Tampa Bay Rays.

I better remember to bring my sexy panties to the game so I can throw them at Evan Longoria.

by KimberFL April 25, 2009

Longobardo

to have sexual relations with one of your cousins

Anthony longobardoed hannah over the weekend

by sixty niner November 4, 2010

eva longoria

An actress best known for playing Gabrielle Solis on Desperate Housewives. I don't care what anyone says, she's gorgeous!

Eva Longoria is #1 in my opinion. Also, she supports the San Antonio Spurs

by Regina Filange July 1, 2005

Mongo longo

Stupid or dumb in Spanish

Jeff can be described in two words: mongo longo

by Football13 July 29, 2012

Longoloid

adjective combining the words ‘long’ and ‘mongoloid’ to describe a lanky retard

‘That kid is such a longoloid’

by ewizzlespizzle September 8, 2018