Lump

A really annoying thing that kicks your OCD to a higher level. Like in a meeting if the man in front of you is a man you don't really know has a little lump on his suit coat, you have to just stand the meeting looking at that little lump fighting yourself not to touch it.

The lump was so annoying, I had just about had it looking at the unperfect rug.

by Lily Billy November 27, 2016

Lump

a squeaky clean enguine. hehehehehe

dude check out that lump!

by arsia June 19, 2003

Lump

A dog who although has been run over many times still loves to chase cars.

"Lump, come back here boy, that is an ugly car."

by Soiled Undergarment August 17, 2003

Lump

A person whom, when consuming any dose of marijuana, will act like a "lump" in the corner of the room - apathetic, useless, and lazy.

1: "nahh don't want to do anything today"
2: "fine, get high and be a fuckin' lump."

by TheWondrousBiso July 8, 2011

Lump

Light bulb moment or sudden outburst of happiness; also can mean a cute animal or person.

I just had a lump I remembered I am going over my friends house tomorrow!

That guinea pig is such a lump!

by Bengalz3 January 9, 2009

lump lump

Pertaining to, speaking of, or just downright calling someone retarded or a retard. Originating and somehow managing not to venture outside of the boundaries of the Athens-Clarke County Public School System in Athens, GA, lump lump has been used for generations of students when describing special needs kids, short buses, and teachers who can't teach for shit.

Damn, there goes the lump lump bus. I hope they don't start throwing poo at us.

by Doonshton September 6, 2006

Lump it.

From the Idiom, "like it or lump it." Meaning to cope with a situation that is beyond one's control or design.

I failed my course. Guess I'll have to lump it.

by romee_dee January 20, 2011