Lukose

an extremely sweet combination of 3 monomers: glucose, fructose, and goofysmileose, not a cell dumping

Look! This candy has lukose in it!

by bj the dj September 27, 2006

luposlipaphobia

The fear of being pursued by timber wolves around a kitchen table whilst wearing socks on a newly waxed floor.

As the dogs approached little Matty, it re-kindled his luposlipaphobia, as he sat at the table in his new fluffy warm socks.

by DJ August 19, 2004

front lumps

Presumably, breasts. Grandpa Simpson used this word on the 399th episode of The Simpsons.

Betty has a wicked set of front lumps - they must be at least double d.

by j krash June 8, 2007

You've been Ludos'ed

The act of being so derp as one of the Ludos Directors you have seemed to be hilariously stupid for five seconds and not understanding what has happened.

1. You've been Ludos'ed
2. Rusty fixing his hair and waiting for an answer for 40 seconds and realizing your mic isn't on

by Crumpettier November 3, 2012

calm your lumps

Calm your lumps means something different depending on who it is said to. If said to a female, it means "Calm your tits." If said to a male, it means "Calm your nuts." If said to an adolescent, it means " Calm your pimples."

Mom, calm your lumps!

Stop busting my balls, calm your lumps!

by Woodyslumps December 29, 2016

take your lumps

To take the deserved punishment or sequence for one's actions

Burnie: "hey guys, can we just play the game?"
Thug: "hey, shut up, take your lumps"

by cockbite studios June 5, 2015

back bottom gristle lumps

Pickled human shit.

Cyrus just ate some back bottom gristle lumps, yeah he ate shit!

by vive cuervo October 20, 2008