by bshkvdbv May 11, 2022
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"The Country Jersey Shore"
-Most of the girls' hair consist of a trashy multicolored blonde and black and they all tan their skin to leather.
-NO ONE in this small hick ass town over the age of 14 has their virginity.
-Pretty much everyone shares some kind of STD.
-Don't expect to have an intelligent conversation with anyone.
-None of the guys own shirts or shoes.
It's pretty much the new Vidor in Southeast Texas.
"The Country Jersey Shore"
-Most of the girls' hair consist of a trashy multicolored blonde and black and they all tan their skin to leather.
-NO ONE in this small hick ass town over the age of 14 has their virginity.
-Pretty much everyone shares some kind of STD.
-Don't expect to have an intelligent conversation with anyone.
-None of the guys own shirts or shoes.
It's pretty much the new Vidor in Southeast Texas.
Dude 1- "Man I totally banged this Lumberton chick last weekend and now this weird goo shit is coming out of my dick."
Dude 2- "Dude... she's from Lumberton?"
Dude 1- "Yeah bro."
Dude 2- "You have the Lumberton curse dude."
Dude 1- "Lumberton curse..?"
Dude 2-"You caught clamydia you dumbfuck."
Dude 2- "Dude... she's from Lumberton?"
Dude 1- "Yeah bro."
Dude 2- "You have the Lumberton curse dude."
Dude 1- "Lumberton curse..?"
Dude 2-"You caught clamydia you dumbfuck."
by BabyParker May 19, 2011
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Slang for a gay couple
by Clickclacker13944 December 10, 2021
Get the Lumber loon mug.An alternative word that I made up to refer to someone in a less offensive way and referring to someone who has done something stupid or acts stupid. The look on someone’s face after being called a lumberdonkey or referring to someone as a lumberdonkey is priceless as well as fun but not as in your face as calling them a moron. A donkey is an a.... and a lumberdonky would be a really dumb a...
Synonyms
airhead, birdbrain, blockhead, bonehead, bubblehead, chowderhead, chucklehead, clodpoll (or clodpole), clot British, cluck, clunk, cretin, cuddy (or cuddie) British dialect, deadhead, dim bulb slang, dimwit, dip, dodo, dolt, donkey, doofus slang, dope, dork slang, dullard, dum-dum, dumbbell, dumbhead, dummkopf, dummy, dunce, dunderhead, fathead, gander, golem, goof, goon, half-wit, hammerhead, hardhead, idiot, ignoramus, imbecile, jackass, know-nothing, knucklehead, lamebrain, loggerhead chiefly dialect, loon, lump, lunkhead, meathead, mome archaic, mug chiefly British, mutt, natural, nimrod slang, nincompoop, ninny, ninnyhammer, nit chiefly British, nitwit, noddy, noodle, numskull (or numbskull), oaf, pinhead, prat British, ratbag chiefly Australian, saphead, schlub (also shlub) slang, schnook slang, simpleton, stock, stupe, stupid, thickhead, turkey, woodenhead, yahoo, yo-yo
Synonyms
airhead, birdbrain, blockhead, bonehead, bubblehead, chowderhead, chucklehead, clodpoll (or clodpole), clot British, cluck, clunk, cretin, cuddy (or cuddie) British dialect, deadhead, dim bulb slang, dimwit, dip, dodo, dolt, donkey, doofus slang, dope, dork slang, dullard, dum-dum, dumbbell, dumbhead, dummkopf, dummy, dunce, dunderhead, fathead, gander, golem, goof, goon, half-wit, hammerhead, hardhead, idiot, ignoramus, imbecile, jackass, know-nothing, knucklehead, lamebrain, loggerhead chiefly dialect, loon, lump, lunkhead, meathead, mome archaic, mug chiefly British, mutt, natural, nimrod slang, nincompoop, ninny, ninnyhammer, nit chiefly British, nitwit, noddy, noodle, numskull (or numbskull), oaf, pinhead, prat British, ratbag chiefly Australian, saphead, schlub (also shlub) slang, schnook slang, simpleton, stock, stupe, stupid, thickhead, turkey, woodenhead, yahoo, yo-yo
You lumberdonkey, what a lumberdonkey
by Johnnieboy@ August 6, 2019
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Lumber Porn is a slang term for porn in the forest. Most times occouring between two sequested lumber jacks. It is one of the most sickening acts ever commited between two big men in flanel.
One time I thought I spotted off in the distant wood, and large creature I had mistaken for a sasquach. But no, lo and behold it was two sequested lumberjacks bumpin beaver.
by Phox April 23, 2004
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Boyfriend: Hey babe! Your family just invited us to dinner tonight in a place called Lumberton? Where is that?
Girlfriend: Oh, Lumberton. I grew up in Lumberton.
Girlfriend: Oh, Lumberton. I grew up in Lumberton.
by Umlolcanyouseethis? May 26, 2019
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