Poop Luber

When a guy is having anal relations with a girl and pulls out of her bumbum and has poo on his dick, then flips the chick over and uses the poo as lube for vaginal intercourse.

Every girl loves it, a lot.

"Hey man, did you earn your poo dick last night?"
"Yeah dude, and I was a Poop Luber too."

This might be the nastiest fucking thing I ever wrote....
Poop Luber

by Fish Burn Likes Butt October 12, 2011

Ms Luber

Everyone needs to meet a Ms Luber at least once throughout their years in school. There has never been a single teacher to roam this earth that has been quite as good as this woman. She is beautiful, has a GREAT sense of style, and treats herself equally. She is a grass eater, vegan, but eats Oreos because they are made of oil. Ew. Once you meet a Ms Luber, you won't ever be able to find any person better. At first, she is nervous but after a little bit, she is kind, exciting, and funny. She loves her students, friends, and fellow teachers. Overall she is one of the best people a person can meet in their lifetime. If you meet a Ms Luber, keep her close.

The new teacher seems weird.

Which one?

Ms Luber.

She is actually really funny.

Really?

by YOURMUMTHER February 6, 2019

TONGUER-LUBER

It's a prank in a homosexual bathhouse where the BUTT OF THE JOKE is (everybody_s ASSHOLE.)

There is no LUBE in the house as we know the ones we can use as the TONGUER-LUBER and have our ASSHOLE SEX as don't you get it ,(" ASSHOLE SEX").

by AUTOMATIC LEVEL RECOGNITION April 12, 2021

Smuckers Brand Luber

The act of putting smuckers brand goober paste into your sex partners vagina and using it as lubricant.

alexis: what if we made out with smuckers brand goober
ham: YO THATS WHAT I SAID
alexis: im horny as fuhhhh what if i lubed myself with smuckers brand goober
ham: on some urban dictionary shit call it smuckers brand luber

by hammydoopie November 8, 2022

liberal zombie

Anyone in the general public who votes for a democrat.

The mindless liberal zombies elected democrats who then enslaved and ruled over them.

by BWM,VA June 1, 2014

libercarelessian

A synonym for libertarian that more accurately describes their adherence to the bankrupt theory of objectivism propagated by the soulless and vulgar excuse for a human being, ayn rand.

libercarelessians - plural for libercarelessian

ayn rand, the true model of a libercarelessian, a vigorous supporter of self sufficiency, and a crusader against any and all government intervention in the lives of "We the People", spent the waning years of her pathetic, hypocritical, and heartless life sucking off the dole of Medicare and Social Security.

by Bort6 February 3, 2013

liberal glasses

Liberal glasses are the dark and thick-rimmed glasses, typically square in shape, favored by liberals. They are worn in an attempt to appear intellectually superior. Also called "hipster glasses." It is a safe bet that when somebody wears them, they ascribe to a left-leaning ideology. The majority of people who wear liberal glasses are also white.

Jay Carney, Tina Fey, and Janeane Garofalo wear stereotypical liberal glasses.

"Will" wore liberal glasses to signify both his intellectual superiority and his submission to his feminist wife. As long as he wore the magical liberal glasses, he was free to talk down to everybody until his wife called. Then he would apologize for every trivial hardship she encountered, like having to pump her own gas or call somebody to confirm an appointment.

by Peon Dimn February 5, 2014