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Looking for Boston Market

A euphemism for masturbating in public, first coined by New York Jets tight end Kellen Winslow II, who was found by police masturbating in his car. When asked for an explanation, Winslow claimed to be looking for Boston Market, but was lost.
Police officer: "Sir, are you masturbating in your car?"
Guilty culprit: "No officer, I was looking for Boston Market"
by Meatfish January 17, 2014
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Loki

The most popular supervillain in the Marvel movies at the moment.

A sexy mofo with a tragic backstory, Loki was (at least in the Marvel cinematic universe, I do not vouch for comics) left to die by his birth father Laufey, the king of the Frost Giants of Jotunheim, because he was the runt. Odin took him in both out of compassion and because he thought adopting a Frost Giant would be useful to him in improving relations between their two kinds. Loki grew up being treated like something of an outcast by his adopted dad, who never told Loki that he was adopted and always favored Loki's brother Thor. This made Loki extremely jealous and desperate for his father's approval, which led to his becoming a villain. That and the fact he's the God of mischief and lies... so with that as your official job title, you probably aren't going to be the world's (realm's?) nicest person.

So me and other obsessive fangirls like myself are in love with him because he's beautiful and tragic and possibly even a good person under all that. And he's played by Tom Hiddleston who is God in a human form. You can't top that.

Loki is more popular than Thor because Thor is an arrogant-ish little goody two shoes and Loki is a MAN with fabulous dark hair and a sexy smile. He's also a bad boy, which makes him twice as hot. And British... so three times as hot.
Girl 1: TUMBLRRRRRRRRRRR.
Girl 2: Has she been Loki'd?
Girl 3: Of course she has. Loki is beautiful and perfect.
Girl 1: *cries* I DON'T HAVE A PROBLEM OKAY?
by Mrs. Laufeyson November 24, 2013
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lookin-ass

An adjective usually used to insult somebody by comparing them to another person / thing.
Person 1: Did you see Sean over there?
Person 2: The kid with the glasses?
Person 1: Yeah that Harry Potter lookin-ass.
by A Generic Video Game NPC November 6, 2019
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okie dokie loki

a agreement bound by the norse god of chaos
by sp39 September 8, 2011
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Lookin Right

When a females on her game. All dolled up.{fine as fuck}
Did you see Kandis last night she was lookin right.
by K-dub April 21, 2005
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things are looking up

the past couple of months haven't been easiy for me...but things are looking up
by ceetee September 12, 2006
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Joe Bruce Lookin Ass

When a guy (typically a tool) wears a denim jacket with light denim jeans and white Vans to tie it all together
Seems like the theme at Coachella was to be a Joe Bruce Lookin Ass
by SWCEPM October 11, 2019
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