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London steamer

On my way back from the bar i gave my self a london steamer, sharted, and left my underwear in the hotel elevator.
by Roughnhungrydonkey847 May 18, 2015
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London Sasquatch

Having sex with a old british lady with a hairy vagina, preferably in her 90's and on her death bed
Hey bro sorry about your grandma

Don't worry she got her dying wish

Really? What was it

Doing the old London sasquatch on her
by Barkleyman05 March 31, 2016
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London snake hole

Just more useless slang for an asshole.
Anon : hey, did you know anon's such a London snake hole?
by Best Based Lord August 6, 2016
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London Switcheroo

Inserting a tube down your urethra while masterbating, switching your ejaculate for hot gravy, creating a great side for your fish and chips.
Boy- "Baby im hungry can we do a London Switcheroo tonight"
Girl- "Sure I'll get the tube, call John and tell him to to pop to the chippy"
by BlickBoiZach March 20, 2018
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london system

A chess opening where white gets the same position everytime. High skill floor low skill ceiling used by noobs alot
Some random guy plays london system
"What a noob"
by Braden_aka_me September 15, 2023
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To london someone

To london someone - to stab somebody using a bladed melee weapon, usually a knife or a dagger.

While it is most common to do it in the capital of UK, the term "To london someone" most likely comes from ancient Rome, and the death of Julius Caesar.
Mom: We're gonna visit grandma tommorow.
Child: But mom, what if someone londons us on the way?
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Citizen: How did Caesar die?
Praetorian guard: He was londoned.
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Serial killer: I am going to london someone.
by Kfestofil December 25, 2022
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Logdon Sodsbury

The Legendary city that all poops lay to rest.
When flushing the brown carrot away it is the Halls of Logdon Sodsbury that will receive it without judgement. From solid loaves to bum gravy; all turds are treated as equal and live for eternity within the walls of Logdon Sodsbury.

The Valhalla of the Turdkin.
The Heaven of Pookind.
I'd better call Logdon Sodsbury and warn them, that was quite a massive shit i just flushed.
by Vivimord December 22, 2013
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