The lousina purchase is when you hot glue coins to your dong and stick it in a girl's anal hole. All this is after you light her hair on fire. There is also another version called the screaming louisiana purchase when the same thing is done except you throw her out of a window when your done.
A boring ass and small town. this place includes: Chase's the coolest fucker around, Ashtons, the sexy man, and Adans, child rapist. AND FAT PEOPLE enjoy coming down to smell the nice shit for air.