Abbeville 

A tiny ass city in geogia
that has nothing to do.
All people do is have sex and hunt.
They have a tiny jail and a prison
right down the street.
If you move there you most likely
wont leave there with a clean slate,
you prolly will go to jail
or get put on parole.
Everyone has to know everyone else's
business and you have no private life
what so ever.

Have you ever heard of Abbeville Georgia?

Huh?

Abbeville by Julie Gheyyyyy March 24, 2009

Abbeville Lousiana 

A boring ass and small town. this place includes: Chase's the coolest fucker around, Ashtons, the sexy man, and Adans, child rapist. AND FAT PEOPLE enjoy coming down to smell the nice shit for air.

Have you ever been to Abbeville Lousiana?

Hell no, it smells like rawr ass.

Abbeville Lousiana by ChaseerealStick April 1, 2011

Aireville 

Sucky ass-hole mess. Littered with townie trash. Contains 'd' block- which is broken.

I airevilled myself.

Aireville by Dominique McGit January 27, 2004

Asheville nap

When someone ODs on fentanyl and has to be woken up using Narcan.

Imagine this family walking around downtown Asheville:

Kid: "Look ma', the man is sleeping on the ground and drooling on himself"
Mom: "Yep, he's taking an Asheville nap!"

They then keep walking.

Asheville nap by smolkar306 May 28, 2019

Asheville Polyamory

Where a couple is polyamorous until one partner actually has sex with another partner. Then heads roll.

"Yeah, they said they had an open relationship, but it was Asheville Polyamory."

Asheville Polyamory by Cordial Spirits October 16, 2009

Asheville Curse

The given name to the effect that moving to Asheville, NC has on any unknowing individual. It completely reverses high hopes and aspirations into a complete and total acceptance of mediocrity. The unknowing victim is completely ok with this transformation

Only those who have moved away understand its effects and become immune to the curse.

I had a 3.5 GPA in high school and acceptance to college, but I think working at Office Max for the rest of my life is fine with me. I have succumbed to the Asheville Curse.

Asheville Curse by The Real Shocky January 5, 2012

Asheville High School 

A school in Asheville that has a retarded snow make-up policy.

Person 1: I go to asheville high school and we missed a week of school due to "snow." Now we have no spring break and school on saturdays.

Person 2: That sucks!

Asheville High School by boredinfrench January 21, 2011